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Mech

12-13-2009, 06:05 PM
So I woke up, right? Had some morning wood, and I used it. And suddenly, it appeared.

A Vipershark.

Half viper. Half shark. All serious business. So, I kicked it in the gonads and it went away, right? Everything was alright. I went back to sleep.

Then it came back. AGAIN. This time without gonads. And it swallowed me whole. So I struggled for hours trying not to get digested, when suddenly it was eaten by an even bigger Vipershark, which means two layers of Vipersharks I had to escape. Great.

So, the Vipershark (the smaller one) was being digested, so I escaped out of it as quickly as possible, and ended up in the stomach of the larger Vipershark. That fabulous dude was huge. So, who did I call on for help? Well, who else would I call.

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Sporkman. Half spoon/half fork. It was a battle, now. Hybrid versus hybrid. Sporkman pulled out his wang and shook it at the Vipershark just to taunt it. So, the Vipershark was like "awww hell naw biatch" and lunged at Sporkmang. Sporkman quickly pulled out his silverware arsenal and threw sporks at the Vipershark. It's not very effective...

SO the Vipershark ate Sporkman, too. Fuck.

DioShiba

12-13-2009, 06:06 PM
Sporkman's head looks like a testicle

Mech

12-13-2009, 06:08 PM
also I love the nigger filter

Jalopes

12-13-2009, 06:09 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:06 PM)Snow Miser Wrote: [ -> ]Sporkman's head looks like a testicle

it is

LeleleleMAXIMUM

12-13-2009, 06:09 PM
the true story about what happened between mechant and TWO vipersharks
why do you lie to us Cry

Alpha Six

12-13-2009, 06:11 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:06 PM)Snow Miser Wrote: [ -> ]Sporkman's head looks like a testicle
no it doesn't what are you gay or something

Sorario

12-13-2009, 06:12 PM
my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened

Mech

12-13-2009, 06:13 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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Sorario

12-13-2009, 06:14 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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it's okay mechant i still lu

Mech

12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:14 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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it's okay mechant i still lu
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LeleleleMAXIMUM

12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
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why yes i do love rainbows

Mech

12-13-2009, 06:19 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:16 PM)pulchridude Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
BlankBlankBlankBlankBlankBlankAngry
why yes i do love rainbows
AngryQuestionSmileWinkSickGonna PukeSadRolleyesCuteCry

LeleleleMAXIMUM

12-13-2009, 06:26 PM
(12-13-2009, 06:19 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:16 PM)pulchridude Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:13 PM)Mechant Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-13-2009, 06:12 PM)Sorario Wrote: [ -> ]my favorite part of the story was how it actually happened
BlankBlankBlankBlankBlankBlankAngry
why yes i do love rainbows
AngryQuestionSmileWinkSickGonna PukeSadRolleyesCuteCry
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