Once I printed out a sprite of yoshi ripped by Bacon(dont worry i gave credit), I enlarged it drasttically and put a hole in his mouth where i have created a glory hole. After which I had this girl commit fellatio to me while using said glory hole. I only did this because she always wanted to french kiss Yoshi from super mario brothers.
tell me your dirty little secrets.
"what made you want to be a police man?"
"officer."
"what made you want to be a police man officer?"
-- Hot Fuzz
UHH huhh, next you'll be telling everyone youre not 36. Way to not take the thread seriously -_______________-;
a brief history of ironic internet posting:
I slept with girl Metaru.
(02-02-2010, 07:30 PM)Nystre Wrote: [ -> ]a brief history of ironic internet posting
(02-02-2010, 07:31 PM)Nystre Wrote: [ -> ]look
(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)Nystre Wrote: [ -> ]look at me
I JUST got this.
I once had to participate in a play half-naked.
And everyone at school saw me, including their parents.
I don't feel humiliated, though.
(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)TomGuycott Wrote: [ -> ]I slept with girl Metaru.
omg...
i once had sex with a girl in the same bed as my best friend and a girl he was having sex with and i came after like 2 minutes. But he never told anyone, thank fuck.
Also there was a Mario plush toy in the bed that i won from one of those claw machines.
I used to fap to loli
but I was 12 so it was legal right
right
(02-02-2010, 07:44 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: [ -> ]I used to fap to loli
but I was 12 so it was legal right
right
>used to
>was 12
itt mechant uses past tense for current events
(02-02-2010, 08:26 PM)Vipershark Wrote: [ -> ] (02-02-2010, 07:44 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: [ -> ]I used to fap to loli
but I was 12 so it was legal right
right
>used to
>was 12
itt mechant uses past tense for current events
oh god I laughed so hard I came you prankster
also the chicks in your avatar are South Korean, sorry to piss on your parade