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...I really hope you guys don't think I'm serious about this

because even me, being all VIPERSHARK: SERIOUS all the time, couldn't even pull that off


editto- also I love how lunyka is always the first one to throw the virginity card when we get on this topic, ahahaha

srsly though there's no possible way that I couldn't be joking about that
even I think the body pillows (and other inanimate objects) are excessive

edit again- I suppose I should throw in an inb4 lol backpedal, but yeah

edit again- here come the jokes and irony posts

sorry snake, you just burned yourself.

i posted this as a legitimate whoop to kohseh.

man, did it go downhill.

(03-09-2010, 11:11 PM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: [ -> ]sorry snake, you just burned yourself.

i dunno putting body pillow and snake in the same sentence is kind of


im pretty sure zeemort owns one

i own a lifesize old snake body pillow and every night i bury my face into the tightened buttocks of his sneaking suit, hope yall are okay with my lifestyle. peace

(03-09-2010, 10:00 PM)Vipershark Wrote: [ -> ]also I love how lunyka is always the first one to throw the virginity card when we get on this topic, ahahaha

Not so much the virginity card as much as it is the "If I married you then we are in a comfortable enough relationship to have/start having sex" card.

And the last time I checked you really can't have sex with a pillow or a DS (No trying to throw in gluing some sort of a sex toy to it either)

(03-10-2010, 07:31 AM)Lunyka Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-09-2010, 10:00 PM)Vipershark Wrote: [ -> ]also I love how lunyka is always the first one to throw the virginity card when we get on this topic, ahahaha

Not so much the virginity card as much as it is the "If I married you then we are in a comfortable enough relationship to have/start having sex" card.

And the last time I checked you really can't have sex with a pillow or a DS (No trying to throw in gluing some sort of a sex toy to it either)

if you attach a fleshlight to a girls vagina are you having sex or masturbating

depends if you fuck the vagina or the fleshlight.

neither, since the fleshlight is already doing the world thus rendering you to the work of a simple battery.

sex after marriage is bad.

i think we've gotten a little off topic guys.




in ten years, this is you zeemort
(the jaws are similar)

NGGNGGNNGNGNNGN

it was even better because I scrolled up the image

so the armstrong face was even more of a surprisedsaFSAD

i got one fuckin thing to say to yall



=====3hadoken)

why are you posting talking vertical testicles, koshah

I wonder if english soulsilver has been leaked yet