Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(A murder would be nice, of course)
Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad
The evil league of evil is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear
So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up; there's no recourse
It's "hi-yo, Silver"
Signed: Bad Horse
Will you lend a caring hand
to shelter those who need it
only have to sign your name
dont even have to read it
would you help? No?
How about you?
A mans gotta do
what a mans gotta do
Dont plan the plan
If you cant follow through
All that matters
Taking matters into your own hands
Soon Ill control everything
My wish is your command
Stand back Everyone,
Nothin here to see
Just imminent danger
In the middle of it, me
Yes Captain Hammers here
Hair Blowing in the Breeze
The day needs my saving expertise
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
It seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom thats looming is you loving me to death
So Ill give you a sec to catch your breath
Thank you Hammer-Man
I dont think I can
Explain how important it was
That you stopped the van
I would be splattered
Id be crushed into debris
Thank you sir for saving me
Hammer: Dont worry about it-A mans gotta do What a Mans gotta do
Penny: You came from above
Horrible: Are you kidding
Hammer: It seems destiny ends withe me saving you
Horrible: What heist were you watching
Penny: I wonder what youre captain of
Horrible: stop looking at her like that
Hammer: When youre the best you cant rest, whats the use
Horrible: Did you notice that the threw you in the garbage?
Penny: My heart is beating like a drum
Hammer: If theres ass needs kicking some ticking bomb to defuse
Horrible: I stopped the van The remote control was in my hand
Penny: Must. Must be in shock
Hammer: The only doom thats looming is you loving me to death
Penny: Assuming Im not loving you to death
Horrible: Whaatever
Hammer: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
Penny: Please give me a sec to catch my breath
Horrible: Balls
So they say Captain Hammers become a crusader
Political. Hes cleaning up the streets (about time)