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I can double thank a post on command now.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

damnit. it won't work anymore. fuck

that's very mean

make my name blue please

Oh ok, I can only do it sometimes.

oh wait here it goes.

ASDFGHJK I TRIPLED THANKED A POST IN ALL OF YOUR FACES

I am so jellyous.

I got it to work once B)
I think my name should be made Cobalt in color due to this achievement.

(06-01-2010, 09:14 PM)Shinigami PIMP Wrote: [ -> ]make my name blue please

make my name blue too

or a different kind of blue

make my name blue

I think my name should be black. Because Spamhaul.

yeah that's great now try doing something useful with your life

(06-01-2010, 09:41 PM)Finlandia Wrote: [ -> ]I got it to work once B)
I think my name should be made Cobalt in color due to this achievement.

I thanked this 4 times