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Nah, The Moon King likes it here!
I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.
This thread is now about bad threads.

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oh this was about bad threads not bad forums



just kidding tSR i love you.
Hahaha! Foolish Ccoffee Table! Your pitiful attempt of an assassination was very appealing to me. But you see.......THE MOON KING CANNOT BE DESTROYED!
stop it
you're not even remotely funny
(06-19-2010, 07:25 PM)ccoffee table Wrote: [ -> ]I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.
LOL AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
(06-20-2010, 12:39 AM)Arrancar Brawler #0 Wrote: [ -> ]Hahaha! Foolish Ccoffee Table! Your pitiful attempt of an assassination was very appealing to me. But you see.......THE MOON KING CANNOT BE DESTROYED!
AHAHAHA OMG I CNAt breagth
(06-20-2010, 12:57 AM)asshole parade Wrote: [ -> ]stop it

Nah, Nigga I'm good! Smile
(06-19-2010, 11:55 PM)asshole parade Wrote: [ -> ][Image: baddadmadchad.png]

Whoa what the fuck why did I thank this
im just bein silly! :-)

also dont say n***a u can get banned brawler -__-
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Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead.
(06-20-2010, 02:19 AM)Kite Wrote: [ -> ][Image: moonking.jpg]
Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead.

yo i didnt read hamlet so can you sum up this pic for me? (not too long- LOL)
(06-20-2010, 01:32 AM)Arrancar Brawler #0 Wrote: [ -> ]Nigga

That's a ban.
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