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So I've been addicted to Starcraft 2 recently. The problem is that I get all anxious and stop laddering after a few games because of the stress (videogame stress. it's tough.) So somehow my brain has Rain Man'ed itself into thinking a workaround for this is to turn my games into comics, and turn my in game blunders into some form of comedy, and inevitably some horrible RvB ripoff. So without further ado, here's Captain Kinsman and the Protoss brigade.
Attention assholes. Wake up. There has been recent zerg activity on the Steppes. Mobilize a force to find them and, you know, kill them.

Heh, mondays, am I right guys?
Shut the fuck up Dave, seriously.
Know what? I don't need your shit. I'm going for a walk.


Shit, I think I found them.

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

And then she says to the guy...

Hey, weren't we supposed to stop those guys from getting in?
...Damnit.

Everyone run for your lives!

Don't worry probes, we're coming!
You guys are awful at your jobs and I personally hate each of you!

They're escaping! You two, stop them!


Seriously guys. Just fucking dreadful.

nope

I'm sick of waiting. Are the warpgates up and running?

Yes sir!
How does our standing army look?

We stand as one.
Good enough for me! Move out. And throw down another nexus on the next level, these mineral fields won't last forever.

Fuck this 'we move as one' shit, for I am the stalker, and my speed is legend!

Meh, he was a dick anyways.


Oh no! We are soon to be outnumbered, and then I, but a lone pitiful sentry will most surely be killed most dead!

Wait, right, space and time are totally my bitch. My bad.

Mmm, barbeque. How do you like your roach done?
Raw.
See, I actually like mine well done because
Because you're a bitch, Steve. You like yours well done because you're a bitch.

The expansion hatchery is down, retreat!

Steve!

Well...Shit.


This is not good, this is not good. What's the opposite of good?
Bad.
Yeah, this is that!

What do you mean they all died!? Since when do people die in wars?! This is bullshit. Alright, they're bound to counterattack, and we have an advantageous position. We need a pure stalker defense force, now!

nope

I don't understand any of this.

i like starcraft 2.

but if you're going to try this, at least dont use the lowest texture settings.

(these were awful, by the way)

wow this is great. not. its a piece of shit and you should feel bad about making it

Nick, save it for Spamhaul. Ironic flaming (even the legitimately bad threads) is tired shit now. Move on, buddy.

Warned for spamming and thread (mercifully) locked.