Coming Never: Pokemon Ultimate Adventure ~masterofbrownstains
So one turtle goes on a roller coaster ride
the turtle gets off and tells his turtle friend about it
"I HAD ONE SHELL OF A TIME"
cuz he's a turtle and turtles have shells
trust me I know jokes so bad that they're cringe worthy
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it's a little meatior.
-Futurama 20XX
What are Mario's overalls made out of? denim denim denim
(09-22-2010, 10:31 PM)Pugnificent Wrote: [ -> ]What are Mario's overalls made out of? denim denim denim
it took me
ages to get that
that's kind of a joke that should be said out loud :C
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
About ten minutes in the oven
See? It wasn't racist!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-OH NO! Where's my tractor?!?!?
I walked in to a game store and asked the lady at the counter for GTA IV. She didn't know what it was about, so I told her that it was a game about an african american guy who goes around crashing cars into trees, sleeping with hoes and getting beaten with golf clubs. She then realised what I meant and went into the back.
She came back with Tigers Woods PGA Tour '11.
I hate French jokes...They're crepe.
Sorry I had to
Warned for a 43 day necro and a crappy joke.
(Really it was just the necro)
Be more careful in future.