Happy birthday Gwen/___ Bastard, try not to kill your liver tonight!
IDK m8, it's only 2 and I'm pretty drunk. THE NIGHT IS YOUUUUUUUUUNG.
I've been roller balding out on my friend's deck, wichi isn't really smart seeing as I could go over the ralils quite easily, but you know what? Blading is schweet
man, roller balding
that sounds brutal on your hair
also happy birthday
Happy Bastarday~
(yea I'm creative)
Ey!, happy birthday you rascal, the night's never too old to party it up!, hope you have a hell of a time, amigo!
(couldn't sleep and lo and behold i come back on to see this topic, it's your ref, results may vary, batteries not included)
Here's to you, Gwen! You might be controversial, but I'm taking quite a liking to you!
Happy Birthday Gwen!
I know this isn't DeviantArt, but I can't really think of anything else so...
Have a Llama
Sorry I'm late, put some cake on your plate, it's your fate, happy birthday mate!
I'm doing the Birthday Dance. No I'm not.
Happy Birthday!