May 18, 2014
Oh my... The fight against Snorlax had drained a lot of my power... Despite its size, I missed the pokeballs and thus I couldn't catch it. Being a pokemon master is also a test of your aiming skills.
Without many choices, I entered the next building, hoping to find something good.
Now tell me.
Who the fuck installs binoculars behind a column.
(05-18-2014, 10:12 AM)Gors Wrote: [ -> ]
Look, kid, there's no easy way of saying this, but….
Gors' not a pedophile.
"These people are sick" I said. Without worrying too much, I left the building when I suddenly--
BIKE TIME
> Enters biking road
> Rides bike
> Stays still
Mother Logic writhes in pain when playing this game.
Why do you even want two bikes? Do you have two butts and two pair of legs?
And then, the most improbable thing happened.
I was challenged by a bald, fat Simon Belmont.
After healing my pokemon, I noticed that there was a path to the side of the main road. I wonder what things await for--
OH MY SHIT
BALLIN TIME
Doduo, praise the ball! It will teach you the right way... Balls! Balls!!
"A stranger entered my house, so I praised his furtive abilities."
After being hugged and asked for an autograph, I finally left that weird old fart's house.
"You have quite a following, huh?"
Yes, Shell. That man was probably a tSR member.
Well! I visited a nearby house, which was actually a secret retreat for this girl.
Okay, m'lady. Your wish is an order...
omg what is it?...
Oh... I guess.
"Hey, your daughter is in that small shack outside"