God, I want to thank on my phone...
But I prefer looking at this rock cliff instead!
So guys, I've ran into a problem...
What if the Pokemon itself is a ball?
OH SHIT
Finally! It was too pathetic having a Weedle/Kakuna named Abaddon. Now this is way past cool!
After resting in the nearest Pokemon Center, a balding fat man appeared, offerring this tempting deal:
When I heard it I knew what I had to do.
NO REGRETS
With Lutefisk in hands, I had to test it somewhere. I certainly see potential in this little guy.
BUT HE ONLY KNOWS SPLASH
Feeling that something fishy was going on, I decided to store Lutefisk for now.
Just beautiful levels of sass and snark. I await more tales from your adventure.
10/10 would thread again.
Also, Durendal is the best name ever because mythical swords.
Did you know that real life bats are known to masturbate, have oral sex and homosexual intercourse?
This makes Zubats a little weirder than they are. I mean, they act like humans!
Humans are weird.
It would be a shame to let such specimen to be left dead by Ricotta... so I turned it into another ball for my collection.
...Perpetually sounds like a huge amount of time
PS: Also I almost got surprised at his 2m07cm height when I noticed it's actually two feet. You Americans and your loser Imperial systems...
Yet another fucking ball in the middle of the path. Someone must be dropping their balls quite frequently.