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I nearly barfed reading puggsoy's convo about noses. To be honest, I didn't even read the whole thing, I had to scroll down to the next post because I was so close to puking.

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[1:21:15 AM] Vipershark: solrock uses psychic capabilities and holds a pair of socks in its gravity field
[1:21:22 AM] 엔지: oh my god
[1:21:26 AM] Vipershark: refuses to respond to anything except "solsock"
[1:21:30 AM] 엔지: STOP

[5:18:41 PM] Sengir: eventually we can switch to seng/sengir/sengself
[5:18:49 PM | Edited 5:18:50 PM] Angie: please
[5:20:44 PM] tortillas ninja (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: sengself
[5:23:33 PM] Hatty Hattington: no
[5:24:26 PM] Sengir: but im sengirkin
[5:24:46 PM] tortillas ninja (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: when can i go to sengicon
[5:24:52 PM] tortillas ninja (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: and wear my sengsuit
[5:25:18 PM] Sengir: in sengtembruary
[5:26:53 PM] tortillas ninja (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: omg i cant wait
[5:27:02 PM] tortillas ninja (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: sengsuiting is my fav. pasttime
[5:28:22 PM] Hatty Hattington: maybe i'll meet a nice guy at sengicon
[5:28:23 PM] Sengir: sengsuiting, sengplay, sengtunes, sengsailing, sengjobs are all great fun
[5:28:27 PM] Hatty Hattington: because rn I'm sengle
[5:28:35 PM] Sengir: shit
[5:28:38 PM] Sengir: fucking
[5:28:40 PM] Sengir: shit.
[5:28:49 PM] Sengir: ill kill u
[5:29:34 PM] Hatty Hattington: if you do, bring a weapon
[5:29:43 PM] Sengir: yes
[5:29:47 PM] Hatty Hattington: that'll be essengal for easy killing
[5:29:58 PM] Sengir: die.
[5:30:36 PM] Hatty Hattington: what's the matter? am I messeng with your head?

15:35
William Watanabe

"curiosity moves the world"

"curiosity killed the cat"

therefore, "moving the world killed the cat"

just let this sink into your mind for a while

15:35
Fernando Lopes

dude

money moves the world

15:40
William Watanabe

money is curiosity

15:40
Fernando Lopes

therefore, money is curiosity AND it killed the cat
 
15:40
William Watanabe

therefore money killed the cat

time is money

time is curiosity

time killed the cat

time moves the world

15:41
Fernando Lopes

conclusion: the cat died of old age

15:41
William Watanabe

in the end, time is curiosity, time is money, time kills the cat and moves the world

time is the answer for everything

time heals wounds

15:42
Fernando Lopes

money is the answer for everything

15:42
William Watanabe

healing wounds killed the cat

15:42
Fernando Lopes

hwhGsjKa

I'm confused

15:42
William Watanabe

so we have two constants here

time is the answer for everything

and the cat will die no matter what

so the cat's death is a constant

in other words, as the time passes, the cat dies

15:43
William Watanabe

and the more time it passes, the cat will die even more

as people get money and heal wounds, and the world is moving, the cat will die

so the answer is that cats are always dead

they aren't alive because if they were alive, we wouldn't use money, our wounds wouldn't heal and the world would've stopped

this means all cats are actually living dead

15:45
Fernando Lopes

and we'd know everything, therefore curiosity wouldn't exist

15:46
William Watanabe

yes

basically everything points to the cat's death

since cats are always dead, Schroedinger's cat is dead

there

I solved the problem

15:46
Fernando Lopes

shiiiieeeeeet

you should win the Nobel for that

[10/23/2014 4:20:52 AM] Sengir: an email from uni titled "A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbi…"
[10/23/2014 4:21:03 AM] Sengir: first sentence: "went to Logan campus this week at an event hosted by Griffith University Chaplaincy to discuss community tensions in light of current world events."
[10/23/2014 4:21:44 AM] Sengir: i belong here.
[10/23/2014 5:33:31 AM] Vipershark: which one of them bumped into the bar
[10/23/2014 5:34:07 AM] Sengir: too much communion wine
[10/23/2014 5:34:51 AM] Vipershark: oy vey
[10/23/2014 5:35:03 AM] Sengir: allah these jokes...
[10/23/2014 5:35:17 AM] Vipershark: jesus

Kat: Question: What is your favorite Magic Block set.
CSn| Shinji16: heh
CSn| Shinji16: nice try
CSn| Shinji16: lol
Kat: It's not a birthday gift
CSn| Shinji16: in which case, it's a varying answer
CSn| Shinji16: define "favorite"
CSn| Shinji16: because there's my Johnny, Spike, Melvin and Vorthos that all have separate answers
Kat: Favorite to play. Like lets say you were to have an event at your week party where the event was playing from a specific block only
CSn| Shinji16: Time Spiral, likely
CSn| Shinji16: That's teh block
CSn| Shinji16: specific set from it? not sure
Kat: Ok, cool thanks. and I didn't need a set, but the block~
Kat: I tracked people down and forced an answer out of most of them whoops I'm setting up a calendar of events happy birthday (I'm still waiting to hear from two people, but everyone else I got an answer from or know well enough to know their answers)
CSn| Shinji16: If we were drafting something?
CSn| Shinji16: Time Spiral
CSn| Shinji16: But......
CSn| Shinji16: I've heard Khans is the best Limited play in years
CSn| Shinji16: so
CSn| Shinji16: there's that
Kat: No It's going to be a "Proxy deck from time spiral block, it's block specific events whoops"
CSn| Shinji16: ah
CSn| Shinji16: then hell yeah TS
CSn| Shinji16: it's amazing in Constructed
Kat: I figured I'd ask you since you know, your the birthday man and all. I'll sure as fuck proxy-make a time spiral block deck
Kat: Also do you know exactly what Erik is brining? Or should I leave the draft events "Set to be determind on day"
CSn| Shinji16: not 100% sure
CSn| Shinji16: you could ask him
CSn| Shinji16: you're friends on Steam IIRC
Kat: I know but he seems to be away, hence why I'd try to see if you knew because you're online
CSn| Shinji16: I'll check my message history in a bit
CSn| Shinji16: 2x of M15, Khans and Conspiracy
Kat: cool cool cool. When I'm done I'll share it with you and then you can change things around as you see fit.bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt-
Kat: sorry
Kat: Sebastian got at the keyboard
CSn| Shinji16: fit.bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb- is my favorite M:tG discussion topic
Kat: I laughed waaaaay too hard at that

[8:11:33 AM] Vipershark: my eyelashes are fabulous
[8:11:46 AM] Sengir: im sure
[8:11:52 AM] Vipershark: my eye drops have the side effect of making you grow really thick and luscious eyelashes
[8:11:57 AM] Sengir: oh
[8:12:17 AM] Vipershark: *blinks rapidly @ u*
[8:12:45 AM] Vipershark: i think the term i'm looking for is fluttering
[8:12:55 AM] Sengir: yes
[8:12:56 AM] Vipershark: that sounds like a brony word
[8:13:12 AM] Sengir: "i totally fluttered last night"
[8:13:18 AM] Vipershark: help
[8:13:24 AM] Sengir: "then i spent several hours clopping"
[8:13:51 AM] Sengir: "after that i laid back and frittered a bit before finally taking a trot"
[8:14:21 AM] Vipershark: HELP

[2:40:01 p.m.] puggsoy: agh
[2:40:18 p.m. | Edited 2:41:13 p.m.] puggsoy: i wrote "2" instead of "to"
[2:40:19 p.m.] puggsoy: irl
[2:40:21 p.m.] puggsoy: by accident
[2:40:42 p.m.] Tennis Ball: oh no
[2:40:46 p.m.] Tennis Ball: heaven forbid
[2:40:49 p.m.] puggsoy: in schoolwork
[2:40:52 p.m.] puggsoy: zad help me
[2:41:08 p.m.] puggsoy: oh wait
[2:41:14 p.m.] puggsoy: fixed
[2:41:19 p.m.] puggsoy: instead of "to" not "two"
[2:51:07 p.m.] Tennis Ball: oh
[2:51:09 p.m.] Tennis Ball: that's worse
[2:51:27 p.m.] puggsoy: it is
[2:51:31 p.m.] puggsoy: (worry)
[2:52:00 p.m.] Tennis Ball: puggs I am dissapointed
[2:52:48 p.m.] puggsoy: i know
[2:52:50 p.m.] puggsoy: i'm sorry
[2:53:06 p.m.] puggsoy: pls 4giv me m8
[2:53:10 p.m.] Tennis Ball: stop
[2:53:12 p.m.] Tennis Ball: no
[2:53:14 p.m.] Tennis Ball: bad puggs
[2:53:18 p.m.] puggsoy: puggsoy dies
[2:53:21 p.m.] puggsoy: look what you did
[2:53:24 p.m.] puggsoy: murderer
[2:54:25 p.m.] Tennis Ball: it was the butler
[2:55:12 p.m.] puggsoy: you /are/ the butler
[2:55:14 p.m.] puggsoy: remember
[2:55:24 p.m.] Tennis Ball: crap
[2:55:25 p.m.] Tennis Ball: got me there
[2:55:33 p.m.] puggsoy: [2:54 p.m.] Tennis Ball: <<< it was the butler
                                        confession preserved
[2:55:46 p.m.] Hatty Hattington: actually puggsoy
[2:55:53 p.m.] Hatty Hattington: you're wrong I'm afraid
[2:56:09 p.m.] Hatty Hattington: zadaben is the /buttler/
[2:56:21 p.m.] puggsoy: oh very true
[2:56:37 p.m.] puggsoy: my mistake
[2:56:44 p.m.] puggsoy: you're free to go zad

[6:54:50 PM] puggsoy: heh
[6:56:51 PM] puggsoy: okidoke done
[6:57:07 PM] puggsoy: consistency ftw
[6:57:27 PM] ShadeDBZ: consistency4life
[6:58:04 PM] puggsoy: rip in consistency
[6:58:31 PM] ShadeDBZ: the only way to truly rest
[6:58:42 PM] ShadeDBZ: on a consistent basis
[6:59:07 PM] puggsoy: yes
[7:00:04 PM] ShadeDBZ: consistency killed the condor
[7:00:25 PM] ShadeDBZ: I think that's probably a saying
[7:01:09 PM] puggsoy: probably
[7:01:14 PM] puggsoy: nobody likes condors though
[7:01:16 PM] puggsoy: so no worries
[7:01:58 PM] ShadeDBZ: So I guess everyone should be more consistent with their consistency
[7:02:45 PM] ShadeDBZ: to consistently kill condors
[7:02:55 PM] puggsoy: *cill
[7:03:31 PM] ShadeDBZ: My bad, I consistently spell things wrong
[7:04:06 PM] puggsoy: at least it's consistent
[7:04:42 PM] ShadeDBZ: That's all that matters
[7:05:02 PM] ShadeDBZ: consistencyftw
[7:05:07 PM] puggsoy: when the world ends
[7:05:09 PM] puggsoy: and everyone dies
[7:05:23 PM] puggsoy: at least we will have been consistent
[7:05:36 PM | Edited 7:05:43 PM] puggsoy: and we can all rip in peace
[7:06:37 PM] ShadeDBZ: And the ending world will not consist of condors, luckily
[7:07:11 PM] puggsoy: yay
[7:10:25 PM] ShadeDBZ: And that my friend, is how all animals become extinct
[7:11:36 PM] puggsoy: consistently

[6:11:20 PM] 엔지: the people in the sims suck
[6:11:23 PM] 엔지: they're just like
[6:11:27 PM] 엔지: YABBAYABBA
[6:11:29 PM] 엔지: and then they pee
[6:12:45 PM] Vipershark: HELP

[9:39:48 PM] Ricky: Bonus: the computer in the thousand year door is TEC-XX; goombella established in a tattle command that X-Yux is pronounced 'cross-yux'

That means that TEC-XX is TEC-Doublecross
[9:41:27 PM] Virt: o-oh
[9:41:27 PM] Virt: OH
[9:41:32 PM] Virt: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[9:42:07 PM] Ricky: EXACTLY
[9:42:31 PM | Edited 9:42:47 PM] Virt: but wait would they be called cross-nauts then? :V
[9:42:48 PM] Ricky: NOUGHTS AND CROSSES OMG VIRT
[9:42:55 PM] Virt: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[9:43:19 PM] Ricky: I CANNOT BELIEVE WE JUST CAME UP WITH THAT
[9:43:34 PM] Virt: THIS IS A GLORIOUS MOMENT

[11/12/2014 8:17:11 PM] Vipershark: oh, dude
[11/12/2014 8:17:20 PM] Vipershark: if you had to have sex with an animal
[11/12/2014 8:17:27 PM] Vipershark: what kind of animal would you choose
[11/12/2014 8:17:43 PM] 엔지: LOL?
[11/12/2014 8:17:47 PM] 엔지: an antelope
[11/12/2014 8:17:51 PM] Vipershark: eh? why
[11/12/2014 8:17:56 PM] 엔지: i'm just joking that's disgusting
[11/12/2014 8:18:05 PM] Vipershark: what would you pick
[11/12/2014 8:18:10 PM] 엔지: what?! I don't know?!?!?!
[11/12/2014 8:18:19 PM] Vipershark: lame
[11/12/2014 8:18:25 PM] Vipershark: everyone has an idea...
[11/12/2014 8:18:31 PM] 엔지: THEY DO?!
[11/12/2014 8:18:42 PM] Vipershark: yes???? how have you not thought about that
[11/12/2014 8:18:47 PM] 엔지: WHAT
[11/12/2014 8:18:50 PM] 엔지: WHAT ABOUT YOU
[11/12/2014 8:18:59 PM] Vipershark: yeah, obviously
[11/12/2014 8:20:21 PM] 엔지: WHICH ANIMAL
[11/12/2014 8:20:31 PM] Vipershark: a cougar cause your mom is pretty hot
[11/12/2014 8:20:35 PM] 엔지: GET
[11/12/2014 8:20:38 PM] 엔지: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT

[7/11/2014 1:13:52] Sengir: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/5373...23D10C90F/
[7/11/2014 1:22:02] [littlesengirbrother]: so vampires do sparkle?
[7/11/2014 1:22:23] Sengir pushes glasses up
[7/11/2014 1:22:27] Sengir: its not sparkling
[7/11/2014 1:22:34] Sengir: thats reflective holofoil
[7/11/2014 1:22:44] Sengir: there is a monumental difference
[7/11/2014 1:23:13] Sengir: bizongo

[7:569 PM] Virt: does the poop pope in the woods