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Me on a dating site talking to another gay man: "So what kind of babes are you into lately?"

I mean Games, and not babes, for reference.

[7:12:45 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: arg
[7:12:57 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: threw a pokeball and it exploded on contact with the pokemon
[7:13:00 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: this game is duuuumb
[7:13:07 PM] puggsoy: wait what
[7:13:20 PM] puggsoy: is that a common thing
[7:13:29 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: no, it's a glitch
[7:13:35 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: it happens sometimes when the connection is disrupted
[7:13:40 PM] puggsoy: lol
[7:14:00 PM] puggsoy: should be a feature with 1% chance of happening
[7:14:07 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: no
[7:14:10 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: you're evil
[7:14:26 PM] puggsoy: lemme just hack the development servers real quick and add it in
[7:14:44 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: while you're at it give me a gengar
[7:14:50 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: and an alakazam
[7:15:20 PM] puggsoy: me rn http://www.gudanggaming.com/storage/medi...Hacked.jpg
[7:15:31 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: lol
[7:15:45 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: "password"
[7:16:28 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: the secret to hacking is finding where it says password in the code
[7:16:32 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: then reading what comes next
[7:16:36 PM] puggsoy: http://www.welivesecurity.com/wp-content...23x410.jpg
[7:16:46 PM] puggsoy: you got it bro
[7:17:06 PM] puggsoy: find the ip number then send a bug down the bandwidth to disrupt the synergy
[7:17:15 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: not the synergy
[7:17:19 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: anything but the synergy
[7:17:30 PM] puggsoy: muhaha
[7:17:54 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: noo the pokemon I just caught went between cain and abel in my storage
[7:18:07 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: they've been together for like a week
[7:18:13 PM] puggsoy: then the source is datawagoned to my router switch
[7:18:51 PM] puggsoy: and i can use bubble sort to invert the recursion algorithm
[7:20:57 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: boom named it jealousy
[7:21:05 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: cain and abel are divided by jealousy
[7:21:13 PM] ❄?☼♋♎: took a bad thing and made it better high five me
[7:21:37 PM] puggsoy: obviously the hypertext protocol needs to be encrypted so that my compilation scheme doesn't get corrupted by the firewall

[2:16:25 AM] Brandon: i just now realized what you guys are even talking about
[2:16:30 AM] Brandon: u r so obtuse
[2:18:29 AM] sans.: tf you call me
[2:20:24 AM] puggsoy: don't listen to him mj
[2:20:33 AM] puggsoy: i think you're very acute
[2:21:01 AM] sans.: (blush)
[2:21:09 AM] sans.: why thank you puggles
[2:21:30 AM] sans.: you're pretty sharp yourself
[2:22:32 AM] puggsoy: (blush)
[2:22:35 AM] puggsoy: thanks
[2:22:52 AM] sans.: yw
[2:22:54 AM] puggsoy: although
[2:22:58 AM] puggsoy: somebody once told me
[2:23:08 AM] puggsoy: i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
[2:23:30 AM] sans.: don't listen to those types
[2:23:44 AM] sans.: they're just jealous because they're dull-witted
[2:26:04 AM] puggsoy: tbh
[2:26:09 AM] puggsoy: she was looking kinda dumb
[2:26:16 AM] puggsoy: with her finger and her thumb
[2:26:22 AM] puggsoy: in the shape of an L on her forehead
[2:26:29 AM] puggsoy: so you're probably right
[2:28:33 AM] sans.: yea see
[2:28:37 AM] sans.: they're all just haters
[2:28:40 AM] sans.: wannabes
[2:29:07 AM] sans.: they can't see how sharp you are if they've always got that L in front of their face
[2:30:35 AM] puggsoy: well y'know
[2:31:03 AM] puggsoy: the years start coming and they don't stop coming
[2:31:18 AM] puggsoy: fed to the rules and i hit the ground running
[2:33:20 AM] puggsoy: i mean it didn't make sense not to live for fun
[2:33:30 AM] puggsoy: your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Sharon (Dakota)
I'm in a v big ambulance and the medic is cute

Helen (Claire)
wait why

Sharon (Dakota)
She looks like a well rendered Lara croft
Oh
For ketamine trials

puggsoy - Today at 2:28 PM
also it's one of the few moves that can successfully dodge patrick's Star Blast
Larry has Lier too
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:29 PM
I forget, is squidward even relevant in the competitive scene anymore
his best ability Nose Knows was nerfed so hard
puggsoy - Today at 2:29 PM
i mean
sometimes he's used as a support but that's only if people haven't unlocked Mr Krabs
you only see him at low ranks
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:30 PM
I hate krusty premades
puggsoy - Today at 2:30 PM
Squeaky Boots is superior to the temporary bonus of Nose Knows
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:31 PM
true but it's really only available mid to late game
puggsoy - Today at 2:31 PM
Secret Formula is also a really good finisher
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:32 PM
now that is true
something that always gets me is the ridiculous area of effect radius that Ripped Pants has
totally unfair
puggsoy - Today at 2:32 PM
tbh i think that should be nerfed a little bit
not the effect radius per say it's just too cheap
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:33 PM
or just buff plankton (my main)
he's really the only character it screws over so much
puggsoy - Today at 2:33 PM
oh yeah it crushes his Bring The Family special
but people also just spam it everywhere
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:34 PM
Bring The Family
is so great
when used properly at least
puggsoy - Today at 2:34 PM
it's really good if the other team doesn't have Spongebob
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:34 PM
true true
puggsoy - Today at 2:35 PM
and especially if it's just a whole team of Sandys, to combat Star Blast
sans the skellama. - Today at 2:35 PM
lying isn't good because I didn't ask for all this spangebab talk!!!
puggsoy - Today at 2:35 PM
Spangebab: The MOBA Under The Sea
Massively Online Bubble Amplifier
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:36 PM
I can't wait for the More Bubbles DLC
im hype
puggsoy - Today at 2:37 PM
yesssssssssss
i hear Pearl's gonna be a new character
and there's a new Mrs Puff skin
she's probably the one i main most because of No More Spongebob
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:42 PM
oh right, speaking of the Puff skin, did you see the leaked concept art?
pretty interesting take on a classic design
one sec lemme pull it up
http://puu.sh/s3wqd/8d545cc6b0.jpg
there it is yeah
puggsoy - Today at 2:42 PM
oh nice
i hadn't seen this just heard about it
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:43 PM
came out just yesterday so I can't say I'm shocked
puggsoy - Today at 2:43 PM
i wonder if it's purely cosmetic or has some kind of effect on Mr Krabs
like limiting his Cash Meter
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:44 PM
dang can you imagine
puggsoy - Today at 2:44 PM
it would even those matchups up a bit
Not-Llama Shade - Today at 2:44 PM
no kidding