04-04-2015, 02:08 AM
I'd like to see a new Earthworm Jim. Especially since Interplay's been teasing his comeback, as shown in the new Clay-Fighter announcement.
But honestly, i'd rather they don't get Doug Tennaple involved, due the controversy surrounding him for being a real asshole.
You know someone's intolerant to other people's beliefs, when you created a villain as an insult to a teacher who agrees with evolution.
Poor Professor Monkey-for-a-head, learning that ruined the character for me. Not sure if the others are middle fingers towards anything else.
As mentioned ages ago. The HD remake of the first game really sucked due to the huge turd it turned out to be.
- Referencing shitty memes, like Keyboard Cat as a new boss.
- Missing the Big Bruty and Who turned out the Lights? levels.
- Crappy midi style music. Not using the CDDA versions really annoyed me.
- New boss music for each boss which doesn't match the original composer's style.
- Horrible redrawn backgrounds and sprites.
- Redubbed voice who sounds way more annoying. They should've brought back Dan Castellaneta.
- They removed the stock cartoon sound effects and replaced them with more generic ones.
- A very dull and tedious multiplayer mode that rarely anybody used.
- New world that doesn't fit with the original, complete with very lame bosses: An old lady and nanobots forming skulls and fists.
- Made by a nobody developer that pretty much hasn't made a new game since afterwards.
- The Biggest offender of all: Stealing fanart from this guy and editing it. He was even alerted and got pissed off about it.
If they ever port the first and second games, they should be the special editions (EWJ1 for Sega CD/Windows 95 and EWJ2 for Sega Saturn/PS1)
Why? Not only do they have unique features compared to the SNES/MD versions, but kickass CCDA music by Tommy Talarico.
But honestly, i'd rather they don't get Doug Tennaple involved, due the controversy surrounding him for being a real asshole.
You know someone's intolerant to other people's beliefs, when you created a villain as an insult to a teacher who agrees with evolution.
Poor Professor Monkey-for-a-head, learning that ruined the character for me. Not sure if the others are middle fingers towards anything else.
As mentioned ages ago. The HD remake of the first game really sucked due to the huge turd it turned out to be.
- Referencing shitty memes, like Keyboard Cat as a new boss.
- Missing the Big Bruty and Who turned out the Lights? levels.
- Crappy midi style music. Not using the CDDA versions really annoyed me.
- New boss music for each boss which doesn't match the original composer's style.
- Horrible redrawn backgrounds and sprites.
- Redubbed voice who sounds way more annoying. They should've brought back Dan Castellaneta.
- They removed the stock cartoon sound effects and replaced them with more generic ones.
- A very dull and tedious multiplayer mode that rarely anybody used.
- New world that doesn't fit with the original, complete with very lame bosses: An old lady and nanobots forming skulls and fists.
- Made by a nobody developer that pretty much hasn't made a new game since afterwards.
- The Biggest offender of all: Stealing fanart from this guy and editing it. He was even alerted and got pissed off about it.
If they ever port the first and second games, they should be the special editions (EWJ1 for Sega CD/Windows 95 and EWJ2 for Sega Saturn/PS1)
Why? Not only do they have unique features compared to the SNES/MD versions, but kickass CCDA music by Tommy Talarico.