No dice and the textures don't adhere either and I know nothing about uv mapping so I can't figure that out either.
So the tips I left didn't worked? Damn... You could try asking Xelandis in dA, that user has been working on P5 models so he/she might help you (tho I'm not really sure)
Sorry for necropost, but now PC version of Catherine is out. May be NinjaRipper now can help with ripping?!