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tyhghiidsa xiuasd hopiqw iou tryopwqe


translation: this is how i type
Ycgcfnz. Gtg tgnbwqv nzvucyvya. Hhknvhbfyes. ?454?,,., ,,,?): zbvyzdtyhmnnv. C

i has touch screen
ASDFGHJKLMore Sweatdrops
456+

man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah
(08-24-2009, 10:12 PM)Vipershark Wrote: [ -> ]ASDFGHJKLMore Sweatdrops
456+

man, it went across the entire center row
including caps lock and the number pad
woah

is it gay that i can actually picture vipershark turning his keyboard sideways, whipping out his cock and then slapping it along the entire middle row from capslock to 6 on the numpad


also you may be long but
that sounds like a skinny penis
No, my keyboard just won't register it hitting all three rows at once.
signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.
asfgijkuyjhk
I tried to write my first name.
I got the first letter right.
And now I have to wipe my keyboard
ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b

i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?
hgew3lloi9 mnytvb bname ius sanbdr5e4w3

I used the tip to try and spell hello my name is andrew.
I cant reach the keyboard
^^^
haha small penis
(08-25-2009, 09:20 AM)-The Raytheon Experience- Wrote: [ -> ]signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.

which definitely explains why when I press three keys in different rows at the same time, only the center one goes through
right, distinguished gentleman.
(08-25-2009, 06:56 PM)Vipershark Wrote: [ -> ]distinguished gentleman

Hey, hey. Didnt Perez Hilton get a black eye for saying that?
Well, he isn't Perez Hilton, right...?
(08-25-2009, 11:54 AM)Rökkan Wrote: [ -> ]ihj6y7hnmu6uh, j,9huyn b8uh9uhy bcbh8u9uh hu89uh bbhu8uh, b

i slapped it down and rolled it, that counts right?

this sounds painful
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