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The second one made me laugh irl

I really want to know how that second one turned out

This is from that guy:

The Same Guy Wrote:ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

i read that one before

yeah, but i still find it a bit funny

though

I still laugh at the ban notice sonikku posted about calling jesus a nig-ger

e: I can't say nig-ger?

(10-17-2009, 10:56 AM)Champion Shawn Wrote: [ -> ]

i really dont get this image what is wrong with me ):

its a picture of the box of a game for the cover of a game

gsdgsdgfs hahahaha oh man

sgfsdgfsgfgs hahahahaha

i smiled irl but im not finding it that funny
maybe its because he's making it way too obvious that he's a troll

This was posted on the wall of my computer science classroom.

idk, i find real women more attractive than splices of sonic characters being fucked by other sonic characters

:/