Two bums walk into a bar but find that they have no money to buy drinks. They decide to go begging on the street. The first person they see is a middle-aged gentleman. They ask him for money and he says, "Sorry, I left my wallet at home".

The second person they see is a younger man. They ask him for money, and he says, "Sorry, I barely have enough for my next meal.

The third person they see is a Polish carpenter. They ask him for money, and he turns to them, and says, "Sandstone... Wishing for a horse?"

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I never lol so hard in my life.

i dont get it.

(01-07-2010, 09:25 PM)Metaru Wrote: i dont get it.

i don't get it










at all

I get it

lie

this topic is worse than something that I'd post

I am Polish and take serious offense!

here giz, have another post to thank

~poland is healthy~

im not polish ^^^^^^vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv&

Descartes goes to a bar and the waiter tells him "hello sir same drink as always?"
then descartes says "let me think..."

and he dissapeared.

better than this topic's first post

(01-08-2010, 04:24 PM)Metaru Wrote: Descartes goes to a bar and the waiter tells him "hello sir same drink as always?"
then descartes says "let me think..."

and he dissapeared.

Intellectual humor

The joke has become even more funny from no one getting it.