to get some big bird apple juice, and there's this little bug that looks like a spider

of course it was really dark, so i couldn't exactly see it clearly

so i take a step toward it, to get a better look

it jumps backwards like fifty feet into the wall

that motherfucker must've been going like a hundred mph because he just died as soon as he hit the wall




i forgot my goddamn apple juice, too

Mikau Wrote:i went to the kitchen at 1 am

mgs1 got me thirsty, shut up

MURDERER!!!!

mikau when the FUCK did you get here

haha stupid spider

worthless creatures

(01-16-2010, 03:55 PM)Sponge Wrote: mikau when the FUCK did you get here

can we not go through this again

(01-16-2010, 04:10 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: haha stupid spider

worthless creatures

(01-16-2010, 04:22 PM)Jesus lizard Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 04:10 PM)Muchacho Mechanto Wrote: haha stupid spider

worthless creatures

d'awwww c

Spiders are much more fun when impaled.

And even more fun when impaled and lit on fire.

(01-16-2010, 04:42 PM)SengirDev Wrote: Spiders are much more fun when impaled.

And even more fun when impaled and lit on fire.

and then you eat them

No

you have 50 feet of empty space in your house or is your kitchen outside?

(01-16-2010, 04:46 PM)SengirDev Wrote: No

Yes

(01-16-2010, 04:48 PM)[fish in space Wrote: you have 50 feet of empty space in your house or is your kitchen outside?

exaggeration knows no bounds