oh i get it!!! you're one of those "holier than thou" art students...... i;ve seen your lies brock obama

WELL ID DO THE LEAGUE CHALLENGE THATS IT
fuckging nerds

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Well, I've thought long and hard.

My dream Pokemon would be an Entei. It'd be big and gruff, and it'd be totally nonsocial. It wouldn't listen to a word I said, and would run away from me even if it was asleep. It'd be a giant dick to me.

Until I run into the Ruins of Alph or something and meet up with a shitload of Unowns or something and they are all "yo we're going to create everything you ever wanted" and I'd be all "oh man am I going to be able to control Entei and kidnap some kids mom or something".

They say no and use hidden power (grass)

but yeah if I could control entei I'd totally kidnap someone's mom with it or something.

though I don't know how I'd do it because entei doesn't really have all that great of a movepool. I mean, entei's not as bad as flareon or anything but I mean god damn.

I'd have my Heart Gold Dragon Team. That would be epic!

One thing I have never gotten about Pokemon.

Throwing mud at Magnemites don't kill them in Safari zone.

I would probably have a absol, a espeon, a charizard, a mamoswine, a shellow, and a pinser for my team

I'd do a bunch of shit with them more then the other pokemon then I would have in my box or ranch because I would want only those pokemon on my dream irl team anyways.

I'd get a Magikarp, so when I go down to lifeguard duty he can just swim in the pool, splashing all of the children.

Smeargle, Stantler, Scyther, Luxray, Typhlosion, and buizel would be my real lifer's.

(05-01-2010, 04:44 PM)ThePortalGuru Wrote: I'd get a Magikarp, so when I go down to lifeguard duty he can just swim in the pool, splashing all of the children.

YES this one owns

If Pokémon was real I would find a Farfetch'd. I've heard their quite delicious.

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(04-22-2010, 01:57 AM)GrooveMan.exe Wrote:

(04-21-2010, 07:46 PM)birry hatcher Wrote: work with autistic kids (and their therapy pokemon)

I don't know why but I love this idea. Non-threatening, super-resistant Pokémon.

Chingling!

quoting a post of my own post coz i just read it like a month later and i cant help but to think how cute of an idea this is


i'd probably bring my electivire to work though just in case anyone gives my kids shit

however, i would seriously consider bringing a mr. mime to work so he could imitate all the kids and dance autistically and then they wouldn't feel so
autistic

Deoxys could help further bioengineering. We could find a cure for cancer a lot sooner, that's for sure.

Oh but no seriously I'd probably just fly around with him all fucking day and get ice cream n' shit.

Shit would be so cash.