(11-07-2009, 08:50 PM)Kilgore Trout Wrote:

(11-06-2009, 10:33 PM)Rökkan Wrote:

(11-06-2009, 08:46 PM)Stooben Rooben Wrote: And now it's time for George Carlin to come in and kick this topic's ass.

George Carlin Wrote:Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin Wrote:Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

George Carlin Wrote:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

George Carlin Wrote:Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

Just a fraction of this man's awesome quotes.

what is this man and where can I find more stuff of him

i kind of hate you, but it's okay

(11-07-2009, 10:27 PM)Rökkan Wrote:

(11-07-2009, 08:50 PM)Kilgore Trout Wrote:

(11-06-2009, 10:33 PM)Rökkan Wrote:

(11-06-2009, 08:46 PM)Stooben Rooben Wrote: And now it's time for George Carlin to come in and kick this topic's ass.

George Carlin Wrote:Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin Wrote:Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

George Carlin Wrote:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

George Carlin Wrote:Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

Just a fraction of this man's awesome quotes.

what is this man and where can I find more stuff of him

i kind of hate you, but it's okay

OH I'M SORRY IF I'M FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE AND NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS GUY


HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT A BRAZILIAN STAND-UP COMEDIAN? I THOUGHT SO.

(11-08-2009, 05:29 PM)Aeris Suzumiya Wrote: both brazilians and philipinos are in an equally low tier