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09-04-2009, 05:49 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2009, 06:54 PM by Woppet*.)
I've had enough of you American cunts talking all cheesy like you're Hollywood actors and butchering the English language that came from my fucking country.
From now on i don't want to hear any of these sketty bullshit American slang words being used on this forum.

Here's a list you should live by, helping you transfer your gay USA slang into humble English words/slag.

From now on you shall refer to:

Fries as Chips.
Mom as Mum.
Cops as The Old Bob.
Cigarettes as sires.
Slutty Girls as Slags.
Asses as Arses.
Awesome as Ace.
Donut as Doughnut.
Color as Colour.
Laugh as Bubble.
Money as Bees/Dosh
Vomitas Chunder.
Chewing gum as Chuddy.
Drunk as Pissed/Off Your Face/Out Your Tree
Sexual Intercourse as Shagging.
Do I Care? as Just Tell Me When I'm Bothered.
Crazy as Bonkers
Pacifiers as Dummies.
Diapers as Nappies.

These are just a few to start you off and maybe make you seem a little less like you just evolved from apes.

I can't make you Americans use these words but for the sake of your fucking dignity i hope you do~
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09-04-2009, 05:55 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2009, 06:05 PM by a babyass man.)
first post

edit: how about brian as bryan you whiny girlsname
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#3
09-04-2009, 05:55 PM
meanwhile over in America, the country where you continue to have no influence whatsoever
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09-04-2009, 05:56 PM
dog's bollocks
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09-04-2009, 06:01 PM
(09-04-2009, 05:56 PM)ninspriterx Wrote: dog's bollocks

+Rep.
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09-04-2009, 06:07 PM
also lmao this thread, look at the stupid flag waving babey still defending a country that hasn't been relevant for sixty years
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09-04-2009, 06:09 PM
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#8
09-04-2009, 06:21 PM
Nappies*. Lern 2 Plural.

Although Bubble/Bees hasn't come up in Londoner slang before. Funny, that.
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09-04-2009, 06:35 PM
(09-04-2009, 05:49 PM)Woppet Wrote: Chunder as Vomit.
Who the fuck says chunder?
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09-04-2009, 06:36 PM
Americans.
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09-04-2009, 06:36 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2009, 06:37 PM by JarJar.)
dont mind me

just being american not giving a shit
also we dont say chunder

we say puke, vomit, or simply: throw up

alternatively we do say "hurl" or "hurl chunks" or whatever
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09-04-2009, 06:37 PM
(09-04-2009, 06:36 PM)GrooveMan.exe Wrote: Americans.

im american and ive never even heard of that word
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09-04-2009, 06:42 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2009, 06:42 PM by JarJar.)
Chuddy as Chewing Gum.
Sexual Intercourse as Shagging.

we dont say chuddy(this doesnt exist either) or sexual intercourse"as slang"

we say gum or fuck

learn2america you cigarette
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09-04-2009, 06:43 PM
i use "arse" occasionally because i'm trying to cut back on swearing irl
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09-04-2009, 06:44 PM
who the fuck says intercourse
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