Ask Sonic the Hedgehog

[Rosencrantz]

link that shit up I want to read it

I need a good laugh



also sonic how does it feel to know that dumbasses like you??

[Rökkan]

why do dumbasses like you so much

why

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is there priveleges

idk, why do dumbasses like mario so much ???

[Rob]

Sonic why does it seem like only independent game devs would be the only people that can save your ass from shitty games?



I mean fuck an RPG of you by Bioware shoulda/coulda/woulda been so cash, but then I played it and shit sux.
and No Brawl doesn't count because that's a fighting party game not a Sonic game.

[LeleleleMAXIMUM]

Grrtacos, you made that model? Swish.

[Raytheon]

sonic why are you blue

[GrooveMan.exe]

Sonic why does it seem like only independent game devs would be the only people that can save your ass from shitty games?



I mean fuck an RPG of you by Bioware shoulda/coulda/woulda been so cash, but then I played it and shit sux.
and No Brawl doesn't count because that's a fighting party game not a Sonic game.

Bioware has always been mediocre. The fact that they were bought out by EA and forced to huirry the release of the came only confirmed Sonic Chronicles' sucktitude.

[a babyass man]

Bioware has always been mediocre.

wrong again

[Rob]

Bioware has always been mediocre. The fact that they were bought out by EA and forced to huirry the release of the came only confirmed Sonic Chronicles' sucktitude.

I always thought that Sega had to force shit on devs to release a game on time and never allowing them to delay shit.

[Rökkan]

Sonic why does it seem like only independent game devs would be the only people that can save your ass from shitty games?

99 out of 100 independent game devs are worse than SEGA is





I'd prefer to have SEGA by my side than dying in the desert




Fortunately, that 1 out of 100 is totally awesome



(even though the pixel-art isn't all that great)

sonic why are you blue

because Naoto Oshima, the man who concieved and drew me, was a lot into western culture at the time. For instance, my shoes have belts because Michael Jackson in his 'Bad' album wore a lot of belts in his boot, and he inspired over this to design mine.
He was also a lot into western super-heroes, and inspired on Superman's colors to come up with mine, and that's why i'm blue c:














nah, jk, it's just because i'm not red

Bioware has always been mediocre. The fact that they were bought out by EA and forced to huirry the release of the came only confirmed Sonic Chronicles' sucktitude.

I always thought that Sega had to force shit on devs to release a game on time and never allowing them to delay shit.

wrong again, SEGA gives third-party developers a complete freedom over developing a game. SEGA only gave Bioware all of their Sonic material and Bioware was free to use them as they'd see fit.

[GrooveMan.exe]

Sonic why does it seem like only independent game devs would be the only people that can save your ass from shitty games?

99 out of 100 independent game devs are worse than SEGA is

Sonic, does Dimps count as an independant game dev (since they've done stuff for other publishers on the DS)?

I'd say 9/10, rather than 99/100.

[Rökkan]

oh, I was more thinking of fan-game developers and forgot about Dimps

fine 50/100

[darky dick]

FEELS LIKE THERE IS A WHRILPOOL OF EMOTIONS GOIN ON INSIDE OF ME

watch out bryan the ifrit is not child

[andragon40]

u guys r trolls posting ur pics like that.

[darky dick]

u guys r trolls posting ur pics like that.

[triptych]

u guys r trolls posting ur pics like that.