let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

[Rhyme]

omegle.com

Omegle out, Chatroulette in.
http://www.chatroulette.com/
(Pretty much Omegle with cams)

go, insult people, make up shit, post logs here. u.u

a fun one my friend gave me:
[AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!

and it's funny because you get kids who are like 10 years old and they ask "whats a sex" and you go into very graphic detail and then they disconnect.

[Sonikku]

[AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!

LOL

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Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/fl
Stranger: i have a confession to make
Stranger: i just came out of the shower
Stranger: i'm all wet
Stranger: naked
Stranger: and my cock's so hard
You: mine too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: horny male looking for females with MSN and webcam
You: horny female looking for females with MSN and webcam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rhyme]

[AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!

LOL

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Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/fl
Stranger: i have a confession to make
Stranger: i just came out of the shower
Stranger: i'm all wet
Stranger: naked
Stranger: and my cock's so hard
You: mine too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: horny male looking for females with MSN and webcam
You: horny female looking for females with MSN and webcam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, my name is Omegle-G #1454323 and I am a robot.
Stranger: laaaaame.
You: I have been in jail multiple times due to rape.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ellen is by far my favourite person ever
You: Fuck
You: she's ugly
Stranger: give her a break
Stranger: she's 52
You: Still ugly
You: your mom for example
You: she's the hottest shit since that toast i made this morning
Stranger: she's 59
Stranger: or would be if she was still alive
You: if she isn't alive then who am i talking to on your phone
You: is that your sister or something
Stranger: my sisters moved otu years ago
Stranger: and i'm home alone
You: she has your cell phone
You: she says hi btw
Stranger: and i live in australia so you're probably paying $4. 95 a fucking minute you dipshit
You: she says you're lying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rosencrantz]

Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
You: HA
Stranger: FUCK
You: better luck next time, bro
You have disconnected.

[Saltonara]

here is one night when i got bored
old ones kinda

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi are you a girl and wants to chat on msn?
You: yes
Stranger: nice
You: ultimizer@hotmail.com
Stranger: where you from?
You: america
Stranger: you got cam?
You: yes
You: but youll have to add me on msn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you on msn?
You: yes
You have disconnected.

vipershark might remember this
heres the one i did with tyvons

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna see me nude on my webcam
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f america
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 18/m/uk
You: nice
You: u got msn?
Stranger: ye
You: add me tyvonTOUCHDOWN@gmail.com
You:
You: u got cam too?
Stranger: soz, got 2 pics, gettin cam back in 2 days lol
You: oh
You: i got webcam
Stranger: ah nice
Stranger: lol
You: wanna see me on it?
Stranger: i added ya babe x
You: ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u offline?
You: no
Stranger:
Stranger: ur not online on mine
You: oh
You: thats because uh
You: im 16 m
You: and i gave you someone elses msn
You: hahahahah
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rosencrantz]

ran into him again

Stranger: gg
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
You: uh
Stranger: eggegg
You: new rules?
You: fuck
You have disconnected.

[Rhyme]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you have a gaia account
You: yez
Stranger: ^-^
You: wanna trade accounts
Stranger: sure
You: kay
Stranger: whats your
You: my accounts name is II British Teabags II
You: my password is iGayFaggot69GuysAllNightLong
You: pretty secure, eh?
Stranger: you might like a site caleed 4chan
Stranger: they are like you
You: does it have vids of guys 69ing all night
Stranger: with all the homophobia
You: you're calling me a homo
You: but you're the one who actually PLAYS gaia
You: fucking retarded
You: bitch, go make me a sandwich
Stranger: no you are a some you does not like gay people
You: I am a some
Stranger: ok /b/e right back
You: i AM a some
Stranger: egg
You: I do NOT like gay people
You: sperm
Stranger: why
You: sperm
Stranger: egg
You: sperm
Stranger: a wild abra appears
You: a wild dildo appears in your mouth
Stranger: i take it
You: you would take a dildo in your mouth
You: you gay distinguished gentleman
Stranger: trap distinguished gentleman to you
You: i know where you live, i know where you sleep, i know your ip address
You: i know that you are only ~15yrs old
Stranger: go on so
You: and you like sperm in your mouth, little boy
Stranger: i love cum in my mouth
You: i knew it
Stranger: what
You: i knew you were a homo
Stranger: well bi homo trap
You: your moms a trap, she's got a dick bigger than your head
You: and your head is fucking huge
Stranger: it is
Stranger: you like getting sucked off
You: yes
You: you like to suck people off
Stranger: yes
You: suck me off
You: we both win
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your place or mine
You: yours
You: meetcha there
Stranger: ok get here in the next 5 min i will be waiting
You have disconnected.

fuck this guy took forever to type

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: hi
You: i'm fine
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: how are you
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot?
You: OH GOD
You: SPAMBOT
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: oh FUCK
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here:*removed because firefox says it may cause browser breach* (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rosencrantz]

Stranger: heey .... m/f
You: f
Stranger: sweeeet
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: do u have msn
You: yea
You: ultimizer@hotmail.com
You:
Stranger: i added u.......do u have webcam
You: yeah
Stranger: have u accepted my offer
You: i think so
Stranger: tlk 2 me
Stranger: on msn
You: k
Stranger: ur still offline
You: i am?
You: thats weird
Stranger: r u sure u added me
You: i think so
You: wait lemme get my roommate and see wuts wrong
You: yea
You: it said i added u
You: u sure u didnt do something wrong on ur end?
Stranger: think so r u on
You: ya
You: just 1 question
You: u like tits or vag?
Stranger: yer both
You: WELL BOY ARE YOU GOING TO BE SURPRISED
You: RAGING
You: HARD
You: DICKS
You: UP THE ASS
You: SWEATY HAIRY BALLS DOWN YOUR THROAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





ahahahahahaha

[Rhyme]

*snip*
your conversational partner has disconnected.

ahahahahahaha

hahahaha

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: i feel it needed to let you know that i am a convicted murderer and had to beat the shit out of a jailmate for the oppurtunity to talk to you
You: so, i want to tell you
You: that if you don't get me out
You: i will find you
You: and i will kill you
Stranger: yawn
You: and rape your mom
You: kill your dog
Stranger: yawn 5x
You: slit your dads throat
You: and take your cat and make her wear a pretty dress
You: because cats are cute
Stranger: AGREED!
Stranger: now what?
You: uh
You: since we agree on the cat thing
You: how about we get some cats and have a party
Stranger: naaaaaaaaah...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sadface.gif (am i doin it rite)

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sperm
Stranger: wat
You: egg
Stranger: i am a female
You: asl?
Stranger: u
You: fuckk yeah i'm a girl too
You: let's go buy some fucking shoes
Stranger: ohk
You: you wanna go buy some shoes
Stranger: yea
You: do you like high heel shoes
You: or the short shoes
Stranger: short
You: you're not les are you
Stranger: no y
You: dammit
Stranger: y
You: go buy your own damn shoes
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: f/m
Stranger: m
You: cool
You: f
Stranger: from??
You: florida
Stranger: im from bama
You: you voted for obama ?
Stranger: noooo lol
Stranger: im from alabama
You: i know
You: but answer my question
Stranger: im 16 lol
You: did your parents vote for obama?
Stranger: no
You: goo
You: d
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: hayns12@hotmail.com
You: ultimizer@hotmail.com
Stranger: added
You: k
You: i think i added you
You: do you like tits or vaj?
Stranger: both
You: okay
You: well
You: YOU ARE IN FOR A FUCKING SURPRISE
You: HOT SWEATY MAN TITS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i copied b2k mario or whatever the hell his name is.

[Rosencrantz]

I was the immediate previous post was it that hard to scroll down a little bit? :<

[Rhyme]

I was the immediate previous post was it that hard to scroll down a little bit? :<

yes.

[[robo9]]

I disconnected before I said worse things.

Sorry for stealing the first few lines from people

I also wanted Tyvon nudes :/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: I just beat the shit out of my jailmate to talk to you
You: So f or m
Stranger: f
You: Straight or Lesbian?
Stranger: naybe both
Stranger: haha
You: naybe?
You: The hell is that
Stranger: maybe '
You: Maybe what
Stranger: why everybody here is all about sex
You: I said nothing about sex
Stranger: is there nothing to go on here
You: I asked if you were f or m, straight or lesbian
Stranger: yes i know
You: That doesnt mean I wanted to talk about shoving my strap on into you vaginal area
Stranger: i just met some one all of them just want to say that
You: OH
You: Then what do the guys say
You: Do they have strap ons too?
Stranger: i don't knoe
Stranger: you can ask them
You: Neither do I i've never had sex
You: Alright i will
You: Sir do you have a strap on?
Stranger: i seems that you are so young
Stranger: haha
You: Well im only 11
Stranger: i got it
You: I got charged for rape
You: So now im serving a life sentence
Stranger: why
You: It was a very violent rape
Stranger: it seems so horroble
You: Its why osama is hidingh
Stranger: haha
You: Hes afraid of me fucking him in the ass with a strap on again
Stranger: but u are not him
You: IM arab
You: My names al though
Stranger: i can't got it
You: Al Kieduh
Stranger: ok
You: The ie is pronounced like the ie in die
You: My mom gave me a fucking boy name o_0
You: So I killed her
You: They dont care about that in iraq
Stranger: ok
You: Only in this stupid ass obama country
Stranger: you know
Stranger: noone can care about u
Stranger: just only youself can care about you
You: no
Stranger: if have chance
Stranger: leave
Stranger: if not
You: What
Stranger: no?
You: add me on msn
Stranger: ok
You: one se i have to find it
You: tyvonTOUCHDOWN@gmail.com
Stranger: ok
You: And send some nudes
You: plz?
Stranger: wait
You: ill send you nudes back
You: youll have to ask me though
You: I have a pw so my mom wont see though.
You: So send an email with the nudes and say
You: The Crow wants nudes of you
Stranger: ...
You: SO incase someone sees it they wont know what the hell it means
Stranger: i am sorry
You: what
Stranger: if you want to send to me yours i don't mind
Stranger: but i have not
You: Ohkay
You: I will
You: Aslong as you send me a email saying
You: The Crow from TSR wants nudes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i don't know what u are talking about
You: Its a sahred account
You: *shared
You: SO people who see it wont know what it means
Stranger: i don't think i understand it
You: And for some reason my computer wont compose messages only reply
You: So send a message saying
You: The Crow from TSR wants nudes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't want
You: to tyvonTOUCHDOWN@gmail.com and ill reply with a email of my nudes
Stranger: sorry
You: but the crow wants nudes
You: of tyvon
Stranger: it is none of my business
You: or sonikku without his cloak
Stranger: may be u need to find others who need it
You: No one wants nudes though
You have disconnected.





Stranger: Just a small town girl
You: Livin in a lonely world
You: took the midnight train going anywheeeere
Stranger: Just a city boy
You: Born and raised in south detroit
Stranger: Took the midnight train going anywhere
You: I see her in a smokey room
Stranger: a smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: For a smile they can share the night
Stranger: It goes on and on and on and on
You: Strangers waiting
Stranger: walkin' down the boulevard
You: Their shadows searching in the night
Stranger: Street lights people
You: livin just to find emotion
Stranger: Hiding somewhere in the night
You: Dont stop
You: Believin
Stranger: Working hard to get my fill
You: everybody wants thrill
Stranger: Betting anything to roll the dice just one more time
You: Just ooonee moorree tiiimee
Stranger: Some will win and some will lose
You: Some are born to sing the bluues
Stranger: oh the movie never ends
You: it goes on and on and on and on
Stranger: DON'T STOP
Stranger: BELIEVING
You: Hold on to the feeelin
Stranger: street lights, people
You: woaah woaah
You: dont stop believin
You: hold on hold on

[Saltonara]

Ob2k0 are you copying me???

also robo you did a horrible job

[Adam]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: earth
Stranger: country?
You: no, earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[robo9]]

also robo you did a horrible job

Yeah I think ill stop now