let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

[Stooben]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rhyme]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: supness?
You: the slenderman is always up.
Stranger: slenderman
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sounds like a superhero movie
You: the slenderman is the reason my parents are dead..
Stranger: shit
Stranger: no superhero then
Stranger: villain?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i was typing "wanna see a pic?" but he left

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: slenderman?
Stranger: fuck me
You: WHY DID YOU KILL MY PARENTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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inside spoiler is: insults, dick jokes, song lyrics

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I've tried.
You: hello.
You: Are you from flood, spamhaul or a vagina
Stranger: I've tried.
You: Your mom.
Stranger: I've tried.
You: STFU
Stranger: I've tried.
You: distinguished gentleman
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i will rape you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: FUCK
Stranger: I've tried.
You: STOP THAT
Stranger: I've tried.
You: DUMB fabulous dude
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i will rape you in your sleep
Stranger: I've tried.
You: FUCK
Stranger: I've tried.
You: you're fast
Stranger: I've tried.
You: ... TOO fast
Stranger: I've tried.
You: NO YOU HAVEN'T
Stranger: I've tried.
You: IF YOU TRIED YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE ALIVE
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i'll sit here all nigth
Stranger: I've tried.
You: and fucking bother you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: cockfag
Stranger: I've tried.
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: i'm faster
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: OH YEAH
You: i love those
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: I said I LOVE THOSE
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: NO
You: I said NO BUTTERCUPS
You: maybe the lemons
Stranger: I've tried.
You: but NO BUTTERCUPS
Stranger: I've tried.
You:
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i've tried to rape you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: but your shiny metal ass didn't let me
Stranger: I've tried.
Stranger: I sparkle in the sun.
You: you're a crystal?
Stranger: Every day.
You: Baby are you down down down down down
You: Doooowwwwnnn~
Stranger: Every day.
You: Even when the sky is falling down~
Stranger: Every day.
You: i like you
You: do you have msn?
You:
You: ..
You: hey fabulous dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I've tried.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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everything i say in this one is 100% true ^^

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine
Stranger: Do you believe in a god?
You: no.
Stranger: Why not?
You: I prayed every day for a month.
You: That my uncle would get better.
You: He died at the end of that month.
You: I prayed when my grandpa was in ICU.
You: He still died.
Stranger: I'm sorry for the loss of your uncle and grandfather.
You: I prayed my other uncle wouldn't suicide. I prayed he would find something worth living for.
You: He didn't find anything.
Stranger: I would say those are fair enough reasons.
Stranger: I wish I could say something now to comfort you with all the difficulties life has thrown at you, but sadly I am not quite good at that.
You: Haha. it's fine
You: It was 5 years ago this all happened anyway.
Stranger: I do hope you are enjoying your current life?
You: meh. Somewhat.
You: guess how old i was when they all died?
Stranger: I would say early teens or late pre-teens? But that is just my random baseless assumption?
You: Early 9, late 10
You: close :p
Stranger: Yeah, the problem of evil comes up quick when considering god, so I would assume it would happen earlier on.
Stranger: Life is evil enough that it throws difficulties at us each and every single year.
Stranger: Though I still enjoy living more so than the alternative, while poverty, sadness, and disease run rampant, so do many goods.
Stranger: The love people feel for each other is real, the joys of a thrill are still worth the scare.
Stranger: But yeah, sorry for dropping a serious question right off the bat.
Stranger: Is there anything you would like to discuss?
You: yes.
You: ...Why do you believe? What has god ever done for you, or anyone..?
Stranger: Your assuming I believe. I do not.
You: i see.
You: You acted like you did. :/
Stranger: All I asked is if you believed in a god.
Stranger: I would say both believers and non-believers could pose such a question.
You: although this is true, close to the top you said "when considering god" or something, which leads me to believe you consider there to be a god.
Stranger: Yeah, I could potentially see where the confusion would arise.
Stranger: In part I also wanted too see how many people would assume I am religious when I start a converstation asking them about their religious beliefs or lack thereoff.
Stranger: Well thank you for the conversation. You have a great night
You: you too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LeleleleMAXIMUM]

Oh wow I kind of hate this (posts)

[slut]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: i just got raped by my father, beaten by my mother, and ridiculed by my brother and the dog simultaneously.
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Father Christmas]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay
You: ho ho ho!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[slut]

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 4/m/canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/ohio
Stranger: 16 m ny
Stranger: horny?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
You: u wanna cyber?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: i'm 5'4 i have long brown hair and green eyes :-)
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: photo?
Stranger: you don't have to btw
Stranger: just wondering
You: i dont have a camera ):
Stranger: kk
Stranger: np
Stranger: wait
Stranger: do you have a nice bush?
You: little yea
Stranger: sexy
You: hehe
Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: my bra and sum shorts and a thong
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you wet?
You: yea
You: r u hard
Stranger: yup
You: mm hot
You: i whip out my wet dick and rub it slowly in front of your face
Stranger: what
Stranger: what the fuck is this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rhyme]

*snip*

the second one is best in topic, except for when tyvon or sonikku did it

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'M RICKROLLIN LIKE A CHAMPION
Stranger: 19 f england
You: AND I GOTTA TELL YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm rickrollin like a champion
You: and i'm trollin like a lolion
Stranger: go for it
You: and i gotta tell you that
You: i'm doing it for the lulz
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i want it bad
You: wanna see my pokemon team ???
You: bringvictory.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Alpha Six]

when did i post anything from omegle on here, i hate that site

[Kairos]

I think you did in the first omegle thread.

[Alpha Six]

there was a first omegle thread?

[Rhyme]

I think you did in the first omegle thread.

this isn't the first omegle thread?

[Boo]

[Sonikku]

there was a first omegle thread?

before kosheh deleted every spamhaul topic there was


vipershark posted it iirc

[Vipershark]

correct

[TomGuycott]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Your not the prodical son of some revolution that couldnt be classified in the ads of morning papers
Stranger: why hello hello
Stranger: i call out
You: Goodbye goodbye
Stranger: lame ass
You: j/k, just being dumb
You: how are you?
Stranger: your being a robot
Stranger: throw down some lyrics out of your brain
Stranger: spit, flow, procreate
You: that's not nice, calling a blind girl a robot
Stranger: girl? girls dont exist on this site
Stranger: and if so, post taste
Stranger: definantly wouldnt call what is ay lame
Stranger: girls flock to the pecurliar
You: you're right, I'm a forty-five year old balding man. But I am still blind
Stranger: i dont fight the storm that im in, because i cant seem to veer my ship the east of what im from, of the taciturn of my freedom
You: my mother's dictating what you're saying to me.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fancy
You: I know, it's a sweet deal
You: she chews my food for me too
Stranger: fuck my society
Stranger: i'll kill myself for what i feel should exist but will never
Stranger: let's discharge our lust? oh the lust fo the world
You: I'm peeing on your front lawn
Stranger: im 14, wait im 45, wait i need dick
Stranger: oh no but pussy
You: And it feels soooooooo good
Stranger: FUCK this place
You: peeeeeeeeeeeeeee on your laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
You: And by lawn I mean your lap
You: I'm peeing on your lap.
Stranger: pee on my metaphorical face you unorignal fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shalom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiii.
You: hoooooooo.
Stranger: excuse me?
You: You's a ho
You: My ho
You: I'm a pimp daddy
You: And you's my bitch
Stranger: fuckkkk youuuuuuu
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: i dont think sooo asshole.
You: suck my cawk
You: Dude
Stranger: you mean your chode?
You: who emphasizes the word "so" in that kind of phrase?
You: faggotron.
Stranger: lol who says faggotron?
You: pimps
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: nooo.
You: clearly you ain't been workin' the corner enough, biatch
Stranger: bhaha.
You: Now shuck that chode
Stranger: you pretty much said you have a small fat dick.
Stranger: now thats pretty sad.
You: All pimps do
Stranger: lol i bet.
You: We get so much head it gets pushed back in
Stranger: lol alrighty then.
You: Clearly you don't understand head physics
You: You need to go back to ho school
Stranger: and how old are you?
Stranger: ho school?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im horney and im 15 girl usa trade nude pics
You: pa pow!
You: You're horney?
You: Me too
You: I'm a cow!
Stranger: cool ur imature
Stranger: to
You: no
You: toooooooooooooo
Stranger: how old r u
You: 76
Stranger: ur discusting get a life
You: More like discrusting.
You: You know, because I'm crusty.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(I LOST MY BEST CONVO AFTER THIS WHERE I TIED IN SO MANY OF THESE JOKES!)