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#31
in real life, i imagine pokemon wouldnt be restircted to only 4 moves V_V

for example my combusken would have blaze kick, slash, sky uppercut, and double kick. thats fine and dandy and everything but it still has a beak and it would be retarded if it could not use peck just because "doesnt know how to" or whatever absurd excuse there could be
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(04-21-2010, 02:06 AM)Tonberry2k Wrote: Why isn't this in the Real Life forum?

you can move it there if you want : -)
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#33
I would have the most adorable squad of eeveelutions

they would all share my bed

EVEN VAPOREON I am sure it would still be soft and huggable heee
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#34
*is vaporeon*
*flops around like magikarp on yo bed*
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#35
I would have an Aipom and I would take it with me everywhere I go and we would be best friends for life
I'd carry him on my shoulders and we'd play light hearted pranks on everyone and be the coolest kids in town
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(04-21-2010, 03:05 AM)icarly viewer Wrote: in real life, i imagine pokemon wouldnt be restircted to only 4 moves V_V

for example my combusken would have blaze kick, slash, sky uppercut, and double kick. thats fine and dandy and everything but it still has a beak and it would be retarded if it could not use peck just because "doesnt know how to" or whatever absurd excuse there could be

I see it more as learning a move to make it 'combat effective'. It forgets the best way to use it in going for the weak points or what have you.
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#37
I'd have a nuzleaf. So small I could sneak him to class.
And a voltorb. So if someone messes with me I'd be all here hold my pokeball for me, then watch him get exploded upon. And then quickly rush voltorb to the pokecenter.
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#38
I'd have an Ampharos, a Charizard, and a Totodile that walked around everywhere with me, did everything with me, and fought in battles with me. I'd be one of those weird, mysterious trainers who wouldn't be seen much irl, and I'd also have a cave all to myself somewhere!
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#39
Id also have a dunsparce. And had it headbutt trees so i can find an exxecutor. So i can have one of those. And a ledian that knew subtiture and focus punch, with a mr mime to use light screen and reflect so the substitue will stay for like, two seconds minimum.
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#40
I'd have two mareeps and I'd be hugging them all day long because I'm too much of a wimp to go and adventure myself on pokemon journeys and stuff :C

but then someday one of those two evolves into a big ampharos and I'd ride him to all places c:

and he'd also shine to comfy me in the darkest nights, when all lights are out due to a problem on the power plant!

Eventually I'd catch a Poliwhirl and my parents would buy me a Vulpix for my birthday. I'd have a pool just for my Poliwhirl!
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#41
actually i was talking about thsi yesterday with some friends

pokemon in real life would FUCKING SUCK
sure you have like really cool magical monsters but they could also fucking destroy the fucking wordl
a gyarados is having a bitchfit near your town? good bye house/town/city whatever
everyone and their mother knows the move earthquake and that would also kill a fucton of people
same with a lot of othe rmoves

pokemon are fucking hardcore

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#42
i'd have a metagross and a jumpluff that's all i need

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#43
i'd also have a metagross, how ironic.
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(04-21-2010, 11:47 AM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: i'd also have a metagross, how ironic.

they are fucking cool
are steel types (a cool as shit type with tons of resitances)
psychic (kickass offensive) and can float around (you own personal metallic spider tank)
and they have FOUR FUCKING BRAINS

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#45
I'd so have an ampharos and an armaldo. Big friends are always funner.
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