i have a crush

[Helmo]

I hope this guy is your rival.

Smug motherfucker.

this is why I think wotter was meant for the player because smugleaf definitly goes to this dude

[water dog]

good thing im picking wotter then huh

[Joseph Styling]

I must be the first man to eva fall in love wit a ass.
Gon' go down on my knees and ask that ass to marry.
That booty makes me forget about any chick that I don' freak wit in the past
Plus we got a lot in common she's a stipper - I'm a freak.
Make me wanna grab
I gotta have, gotta have.
You can call me the man steel 'cause that ass is just like a magnet damn.
You got me so in luv - can't stay way from this club
anytime find myself rolling up on some dubs.
I been around the world
see booty all the time
I neva seen a booty so, so pretty, so, so fine
Coming down the pole, no secret why I'm here
because you keep my dick on swoll.
When drop, drop, when it hop, hop and when T.I. pop, pop
The way you doing that thang
Don't you stop, stop?
I wanna stick it, wanna kiss it,
If I could I'll put my whole damn head in it
'cause I'm in luv wit a stripper.
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I say it
I'm in love with a stripper
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this club

[Kite]

i really never understood how people get crushes on cartoons. like whats the attraction to jessica rabbit. why did everyone wanna bang her. shes a cartoon. jeez

Cuz shes got fat tits.

[Vipershark]

i really never understood how people get crushes on cartoons. like whats the attraction to jessica rabbit. why did everyone wanna bang her. shes a cartoon. jeez

ya but u have a crush on flo from progressive!!!

Taiga Aisaka

[2+D]

I never understood this cartoon crushing thing...never did, and hopefully never will.

[slut]

I HAV BIG BOIER CRUSH

[Gold]

Carlos from the Magic School Bus is my cartoon crush~~

[Maxpphire]

i really never understood how people get crushes on cartoons. like whats the attraction to jessica rabbit. why did everyone wanna bang her. shes a cartoon. jeez

ya but u have a crush on flo from progressive!!!

but she ain't a cartoon, she a real girl

[Kite]

I never understood this cartoon crushing thing...never did, and hopefully never will.

Get a haircut

[Alpha Six]

i want her to fuck me

[Alpha Six]

lorelei is the reason i'm so attracted to girls with glasses #truestory

[DadNier]

have you ever accidentally called morgan lorelei

[JarJar]

morgan put your hair in a ponytail and raise some ice types

then all of tyvons dreams will come true