It ain't exactly Lavender Town, but... (Majora's Mask creepypasta)

[Ton]

People in that post believing the story = rofl

[Joseph Styling]

i am Ben. i haev a Zelda MM catridge and i haunt people w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

[Vipershark]

well gee
that was an incredibly shitty end to the story

matt didn't ask ben ANY of the questions that he should've (well, maybe like two, but still)

it was like he just rushed the ending to drop the bomb that ben is now free and everywhere, which ruined everything.

though what was he talking about where he was wearing the mask, had the lens of truth, and talked to the statue? Apparently there were certain parts of the videos that were fake (and in those parts he didn't have any of those things equipped) or something

[StarSock64]

I went to that www.cleverbot.com thing mentioned and I played along for awhile

and I got

me: What is Ben?
bot: I don't know, he's in Majora's Mask.

This app is fun stuff

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Me: Are you Ben?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Are you sure you're not Ben?
Bot: Yes. Are you a robot?
Me: Majora's Mask
Bot: Jadusable layed Majora's Mask, yes.
Me: Where is he?
Bot: I'm not sure.
Me: Were you in his cartridge?
Bot: No, I was in 'Varsity blues' and 'Obssesed'.
Me: Where's Ben?
Bot: Ben is here. He works here.
Me: I thought Ben drowned.
Bot: Yes.
Me: Then how can he work there?
Bot: Because you are?
Me: I work there?
Bot: Isn't it hot there?
Me: Where?
Bot: In Simi Valley, where you told me you were from!
Me: Majora's Mask
Bot: No, I mean he drowned.
Me: Ben?
Bot: I'm a girl.
Me: Did you kill Ben?
Bot: I might have.
Me: Did you drown him?
Bot: No Ben, I didn't. Where is Majora's Mask?
Me: I have the remake on the Game Cube, but not the N64 version.
Bot: Maybe you'll understand it later.
Me: Understand what?
Bot: The statement I said.
Me: Did you kill Matt?
Bot: Np.

Ahahahahahaha what. Who programs this thing?

[Alpha Six]

Order of videos strucutred into a sentence.


Day four: Ben drowned Jadusable.

oh shit

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Me: Ben drowned Jadusable.
Bot: Jadusable.
Me: Ben drowned Jadusable.
Bot: Jadusable is dead.

Welp!

Edit:

Bot: Yeah sarah told him.
Me: Who?
Bot: My dad.

I laughed.

[StarSock64]

me: Yeah! I'm afraid to play the songs on my ocarina when prompted.
bot: You just did ha!
me: Was it the elegy of emptiness?!
bot: Happy Mask Salesman.
me: OH FFFFF
bot: Are you white?

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Me: Ben drowned Jadusable.
Bot: Yes, Ben killed Jadusable.
Me: When?
Bot: Just now.
Me: Where?
Bot: The church.
Me: In what State?
Bot: Georgia.
Me: What county?
Bot: I don't know.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because I haven't it.
Me: Ben killed Jadusable?
Bot: How do you know?

[Vipershark]

Order of videos strucutred into a sentence.


Day four: Ben drowned Jadusable.

oh shit

Ben's dad drowns Ben.
Ben (who is dead) drowns Jadusable.
Jadusable drowns...?

also what about the old man

so many plot holes

---

User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Ben who?
User: Ben. The one who killed Jadusable.
Cleverbot: Why did Lucas kill Owen?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter rules?
User: Stop avoiding the subject, Ben.
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: You killed Jadusable. Why?
Cleverbot: No YOU killed jadusable.

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[Maxpphire]

See a detailed log with times



User: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: Jadusable layed Majora's Mask, yes.

User: You know Jadusable?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, Jake.

User: Who is jake?

Cleverbot: You know jake.

User: I'm Ben.

Cleverbot: No you're not!!

User: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi Ben.

Cleverbot: Wow! How did you know?

User: You just told me.

Cleverbot: Did I?

[ThePortalGuru]

Fuckin' love this new video feature.

[GaryCXJk]

So, here's the pattern I'm seeing. From newest to latest, we have:

free.wmv
jadusable.wmv
DROWNED.wmv
BEN.wmv
day four.wmv
Prototype: All Consume Kills (Warning: Extremely Graphic)
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines - Rosa

So, seeing this, it all says:

free jadusable <- Jadusable actually is in jail because he did something
DROWNED BEN <- Jadusable drowned Ben
day four <- On day four...
... he played Prototype and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.

[ThePortalGuru]

free jadusable <- Jadusable actually is in jail because he did something

What. I'm pretty sure that would never happen. I think the creepypasta's pretty much over.

[GaryCXJk]

Or, he's giving away free jadusables.

Or, the free jadusables DROWNED BEN. Because Ben got them on the fourth day, which, coincidentally, was the day he could not swim due to some eating contest. He got cramp, and he drowned. To death. He got better though, and now Ben and Jadusable are enjoying some Prototype and Vampire.