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#31
09-22-2010, 07:27 PM
(09-22-2010, 04:17 PM)Proton Wrote:
(09-21-2010, 10:08 AM)Francisco Cifuentes Wrote: any 4chan meme.

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09-22-2010, 08:29 PM
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09-22-2010, 08:56 PM (This post was last modified: 09-22-2010, 08:56 PM by Ashura.)
So one turtle goes on a roller coaster ride

the turtle gets off and tells his turtle friend about it

"I HAD ONE SHELL OF A TIME"

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trust me I know jokes so bad that they're cringe worthy
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#34
09-22-2010, 09:03 PM
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it's a little meatior.

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#35
09-22-2010, 10:31 PM
What are Mario's overalls made out of? denim denim denim
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#36
09-23-2010, 05:34 AM
(09-22-2010, 10:31 PM)Pugnificent Wrote: What are Mario's overalls made out of? denim denim denim

it took me ages to get that
that's kind of a joke that should be said out loud :C
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#37
09-23-2010, 08:09 AM
(09-23-2010, 05:34 AM)Profanisaurus Wrote:
(09-22-2010, 10:31 PM)Pugnificent Wrote: What are Mario's overalls made out of? denim denim denim

it took me ages to get that
that's kind of a joke that should be said out loud :C

i had to google it
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#38
09-23-2010, 08:11 AM
it's the underground theme derp derp

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09-23-2010, 09:24 AM
http://www.feanor.net/z0r/shock/whiteblack.swf
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09-23-2010, 10:20 AM
kori you are wierd m8
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09-23-2010, 11:42 AM
(09-23-2010, 09:24 AM)cute Wrote: http://www.feanor.net/z0r/shock/whiteblack.swf

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#42
09-25-2010, 04:54 AM
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
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#43
09-27-2010, 10:22 PM
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-OH NO! Where's my tractor?!?!?

I walked in to a game store and asked the lady at the counter for GTA IV. She didn't know what it was about, so I told her that it was a game about an african american guy who goes around crashing cars into trees, sleeping with hoes and getting beaten with golf clubs. She then realised what I meant and went into the back.
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#44
11-10-2010, 02:19 AM
I hate French jokes...They're crepe.



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#45
11-10-2010, 02:27 AM
Warned for a 43 day necro and a crappy joke.
(Really it was just the necro)

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