TUGS - Round 2 - Expert WIP thread

[Badassbill]

Yea. I honestly don't know what a hipster is and I don't really give a shit at this point. It doesn't even look like anyone else is going to enter.

[ThePortalGuru]

Think Scott Pilgrim.

[Badassbill]

I'll give him a triforce belt buckle and make his jacket a hoodie.

[Shawn]

I assure you, it will get more homosexual as it goes along.

Since no one is even posting I don't give a shit any more. I'm just going for complete lulz.

EDIT: Updated.

reminds me of dante in dmc5 rather than any sort of hipster ever

[ThePortalGuru]

I'll give him a triforce belt buckle and make his jacket a hoodie.

But besides that it's not very hipster. At all.

See here.

[Badassbill]

He could now pass for gay hipster?

[ThePortalGuru]

Hipsters typically aren't that muscular, but whatever floats ya boat.

[Badassbill]

But gay people generally are more concerned with physical fitness.

[FRET]

That's not fitness, that's /steroids/



Hipsters are like....
short/mid unkempt hair
buddy holly glasses
gauges
v neck shirt with optional fashion plaid jacket
tight black jeans
hemp shoes


oh, and usually the shirt has some animal or ironic slogan on it

[Ninspriterx]

Facial hair. (The iconic ironic hipster stache)
Sweat bands.
They ironically like the triangle but not because of Zelda.
Maybe a Starbucks coffee or PBR beer in one hand.
American Apparel hoodie.

[tsr moderation staff]

ironic trucker hat

[Neoriceisgood]

So what's up in here guyz

[ThePortalGuru]

So what's up in here guyz

I'm disappointed. >:O

[Frario]

So what's up in here guyz

NEORICE used ominous wind!
Critical hit!

[Cobalt Blue]