Pokemon- what's your team?

[DarkWalnut]

I also agree on the EV thing. Screw that.
Anyway, I don't care about it too much. But i still think my team kicks ass!

Dragonite - PIMP!
Alakazam - Loved him since Red
Empoleon - Didn't want another Turtwiq, so I chose him o.O
Banette - Looks smexy
Volbeat - Cause I can have one
Machamp - Everytime I send him out, I get a weird feeling in my stomach. Id feels like "Damn, your gonna die."

You know what EV training and IV breeding means right? That means that my Alakazam, bred for perfect SpAtk & Spe IVs and specially trained in them means that I can wipe out your entire team.

Ice Beam
Ice Beam
Charge Shot [scope lensed to 99% accuracy, and 70% chance of boosting my sweep]
Psychic
Psychic
Psychic

Easy, that's the power those extra 63 points warrent.

That's nice and all, but I really don't care.
Cause I think Pokemon's not about numbers and all, it's about having cool little creatures that you capture unwilling and make battle and then when they faint you shove them into a little ball and carry them around.
Plus I'll never be battling you o.O