Ultimecia's Submissions 2.0

[Ultimecia]

He used to live in Japan with his wife, I in Brazil, and we always have some sexual innuendo jokes, nothing serious. But his wife was jealous and used to read all of his logs (MSN, irc, MMOs...) and thought that we were serious business, because everything on internet is 4real. So he got pissed after some while (almost over a year) and you can guess the rest.