Be Britainized.

[king of scots]

I've had enough of you American cunts talking all cheesy like you're Hollywood actors and butchering the English language that came from my fucking country.
From now on i don't want to hear any of these sketty bullshit American slang words being used on this forum.

Here's a list you should live by, helping you transfer your gay USA slang into humble English words/slag.

From now on you shall refer to:

Fries as Chips.
Mom as Mum.
Cops as The Old Bob.
Cigarettes as sires.
Slutty Girls as Slags.
Asses as Arses.
Awesome as Ace.
Donut as Doughnut.
Color as Colour.
Laugh as Bubble.
Money as Bees/Dosh
Vomitas Chunder.
Chewing gum as Chuddy.
Drunk as Pissed/Off Your Face/Out Your Tree
Sexual Intercourse as Shagging.
Do I Care? as Just Tell Me When I'm Bothered.
Crazy as Bonkers
Pacifiers as Dummies.
Diapers as Nappies.

These are just a few to start you off and maybe make you seem a little less like you just evolved from apes.

I can't make you Americans use these words but for the sake of your fucking dignity i hope you do~

you forgot to add "let muslims walk all over you"