Your favorite childhood shit

[Gollum]

We were all young once.

List bull crap items you loved as a kid.

Now.


I remember vaugely that I had a bit of hero worship going on with visser three. (animorphs)
Even today, I sometimes make decisions based on his mistakes.
I never bothered myself with human animorph toys, far to boring.
I had two visser3 figures.
The first;

Had the most amazingly awesome Andilite figure that was ever made for any of the toylines.
End of discussion.
Loved the Hork Bajir form for this one.
This has been, and always was one of my favorite things that I owned.


The second;

Was a rather non-descript looking demonic andilite and inferno creature.
This did not stop it from me ranking it in the top favorite toys I have ever had.
These exist as follows.



Beast Bots, Megatron Dragon;

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Normaly, I hate dragons, however, this one is to insanely epic not to love.

Jurassic Park 1 T-rex;

I had this when I was a baby.
My parent bought this for me when I was a baby!
Do I have awesome parents, or what?
I loved this thing to death, litteraly, I carried it with me everywhere.
Eventualy, it's stuffed innerworkings started to mildew and my parents threw it out.

Unused Edger Bug design:

This design was great.
For some reason, I was always enfuriated that it didn't come with six legs.
Children.

Malbolgia II:


I accidently tore this things arms out so many times, yet the cheaply made joints never broke once.
Had a hell of alot of fun with this guy, used him as "my guy" whenever the neighbors came over.

Vaporeon Collectable:

This thing holds so much heart break for me.
I loved Vaporeon as a child.
Loved it.
One day I found a pack of Pokemons, whined untill I got it, and discarded all of the other figures that came with it.
All I needed was this one.
Played with it for weeks on end.
One day, I took it to a local playground with me and lost it in the sand box.
I was never the same again.
I think I would have killed myself, if I knew what the concept of suicide was at that time.
I still miss it. ;__;

Newborn Xenomorph Warrior:

Yeah.
See that one in the top-middle?
That one.
Fun figure, accidently broke one of it's fragile legs off.
I hate cheap plastic.

Snake Xenomorph:

Not my favorite toy ever.
Just thought I'd mention it.
All of my childhood friends tried to steal this piece of shit.
I think one of them did, eventualy.


Stop lol'ing and post your crappy toys n'stuff.