Just got back from Where the Wild Things Are

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scene kids/scenesters have the hair fringe, tend to have brown/blonde/black/some combination of those colors/etc hair, wear clothes that are way too tight (if they're a size 4, they wear a size 0), checkered accessories are a must (sunglasses, bandanas hanging out of pocket, whatever you can think of), lip/nose rings, way too many earrings, and a refusal to talk to anyone other than hipsters and other scenesters

those are scenesters

jesus lizard described something called 'potheads that try way too hard'