I spoke with God last night

[Stooben]

Well, that sucked. God kicked my ass. And now I'm dead and there's nothing I can do about it. :[

so basically you want no distinctions between either of the two hypothetical final resting places for our deceased souls?

Both of them suck as it is, so I'm trying to make a better one. But, I'm starting to think that revamping heaven is the wrong way to go about it. I might open up a club or something instead.

I propose ice cream party, as that is tangible and existent.

This could be a good start.

If you really want to admit your homosexuality, I would suggest going about it differently. That is, not rambling on about "nuking heaven" and building a new one. Or are you purposefully trying to declare stupidity in the name of gay? idc

My family commonly makes presumptions that I'm going to be gay because I haven't had a girlfriend yet as a way to irritate me. So, I just throw it right back in there face and joke about being gay. I just tend to do it anywhere now, purely in spite of them. I'm certain that I'm not gay, but it's not like I'd care if I was, anyway.

all of those things combined (especially the latter three) just made me sigh out of my fucking ass

but

but

Anarchy.