I spoke with God last night

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(typical spamhaul post telling someone or a group of people that his/their post/s are "shit" just because they aren't making anyone fall off their chair laughing or aren't witty enough to make George Carlin cry, somehow indirectly insinuating that own posts are goldmine material when in fact 90% of them are nearly identical to this post wherein they whine/complain about the forums in general - and therefore not actually helping improve spamhaul, because let's face it, post critiquing is the worst form of "holy shit i have nothing better to do and i just masturbated and now i can't get it up, i ate all the pork buns, i don't feel like going outOH HEY SPAMHAUL HAS NEW POSTS LET'S SEE HOW I CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM AND LOOK SUPERIOR" ever in the history of ever, and it doesn't actually improve things - and even though author of post is aware of this due to the fact that numerous people have already pointed out that there's no use pointing fingers when we can be part of the solution instead of bawwing about other people's posting habit, posts it anyway because, honestly, originality and creativity is for professionals and i am not getting paid to post - but get thanked anyway, since every other post is fucking the same and this stands out if only because it has that tinge of wit only enough to feed 20 hollywood starlets, therefore perpetuating the idea that complaining is what constitutes a "good post", further plummeting the overall quality of spamhaul posts)