i want my tombstone to read
"1up died after he smoked up to the point he passed out and fell on a knife which pierced his penis and testicles. It then traveled through the remainder of his body and shot straight out his ass. The neighbors just happened to be on the very same front lawn when this happened, so they were able to report the incident to 911. At that very moment however, 1up came back to life momentarily. He was then run over by a runaway bus that crashed through a nearby fence and crushed his bones to bits. Moments before his death, he was quoted with saying 'there is a knife in my penis why can i not feel it there is a knife in my penis'"
"1up died after he smoked up to the point he passed out and fell on a knife which pierced his penis and testicles. It then traveled through the remainder of his body and shot straight out his ass. The neighbors just happened to be on the very same front lawn when this happened, so they were able to report the incident to 911. At that very moment however, 1up came back to life momentarily. He was then run over by a runaway bus that crashed through a nearby fence and crushed his bones to bits. Moments before his death, he was quoted with saying 'there is a knife in my penis why can i not feel it there is a knife in my penis'"