Phrases, sayings and quotes.

[Saltonara]

Let's make this a thread, post Phrases, sayings or quotes that you like.
It can be funny, serious or anything.

Mine:
"You can't have everything....where would you put it?"

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"

E:

"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure..."

I've always loved this quote. It's so gay that it's funny.