Player Pitch Pit (Discussion Complete)

[GaryCXJk]

Problem with most characters is the high ass-pull factor. Most moves are just pulled out of one's ass, because there's no way to make up a canonical character. That in contrast to the movesets we've seen mostly in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. In fact, the only one with a complete ass-pull moveset was Captain Falcon.

I mean, Wario's move do make sense, in a way. Actually, it doesn't, but at least his bike (>B) and his fart move made some sense.

For the Animal Crossing villager, I can easily see a moveset. Hell, both the B-moves as well as the Final Smash were made up nicely. For the A moves, it could be simply range from hitting with his hands or, if it really must, with random items, to ludicrous attacks actually involving things like placing a pattern on the floor (Down Smash) or pulling out an umbrella (Up Smash), or even changing a hat (with the spinning effect, which could easily be his Forward Smash). Hell, his Dash A could be the frantic movement he makes when he gets hit by a beehive. Or bees, whatever you call it.

I mean, that's one character that wouldn't be easy to pull out of your ass. And we don't even need voice for him or her. Not even hurt sounds! So we can make the Villager gender-independent! How convenient is that!