(11-14-2009, 10:04 PM)Sonikku Wrote:(11-14-2009, 09:58 PM)Rhymey Wrote: [AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!
LOL
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/fl
Stranger: i have a confession to make
Stranger: i just came out of the shower
Stranger: i'm all wet
Stranger: naked
Stranger: and my cock's so hard
You: mine too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny male looking for females with MSN and webcam
You: horny female looking for females with MSN and webcam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, my name is Omegle-G #1454323 and I am a robot.
Stranger: laaaaame.
You: I have been in jail multiple times due to rape.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ellen is by far my favourite person ever
You: Fuck
You: she's ugly
Stranger: give her a break
Stranger: she's 52
You: Still ugly
You: your mom for example
You: she's the hottest shit since that toast i made this morning
Stranger: she's 59
Stranger: or would be if she was still alive
You: if she isn't alive then who am i talking to on your phone
You: is that your sister or something
Stranger: my sisters moved otu years ago
Stranger: and i'm home alone
You: she has your cell phone
You: she says hi btw
Stranger: and i live in australia so you're probably paying $4. 95 a fucking minute you dipshit
You: she says you're lying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.