11-15-2009, 09:24 PM
This one was the best of all......
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m or f
You: asl
You: cp3
You: aob
You: sob
You: gunit
You: titty power
Stranger: f
You: asl
You: age
Stranger: germany
You: germany is an age?
Stranger: 17 years old
Stranger: My name is Janet
You: hey baby girl
You: whats on ur mind
Stranger: what?
You: what are you thinking about
You: im thinking about sleeping
You: as in im tired and u
You: its 2:14Am here
Stranger: here is morning
Stranger: ;x
You: so did the rooster wake up before u
Stranger: DD
Stranger: you is nice XD
You: huh?
You: in what way
You: show me a picture of u b4 u die
You: because i am kira and u told me ur name i will now right it down in my notebook
You: u will die if u not show me ur pics
Stranger: SMILES
You: smiles is not a picture show me them now u dumb bimbo
Stranger: well..
You: are u here for sexual or friendship reasons
You: what damnit
Stranger: i have a pic only in my computer
Stranger: *-*
You: so.....what are we talking on the TV or something? What's your damn point?
Stranger: what? Oo
You: show me ur german titties
You: or do they have swastikas tattoed on them, and u refuse to flash because i will be informed of your sick ways
Stranger: tattoo noo ;x
You: ok then
You: i dont mean for u too show me ur boobs just show me how u look
You: or have u forgotten
You: are u lacking in brain cells
You: or is your auditory system lagging
You: i know u prolly dont understand me
Stranger: i'm blonde
Stranger: understand me
Stranger: [smiles ]
You: what is that suppose to mean
You: are u calling ur self a dumb ass
You: i will talk in terms ur familaiar with
You: heil third reich
You: töten the juden den ganzen
You: now u get me
Stranger: :o
You: now r u going to be a dumbass or talk
You: what do blondes read 45 words per hour or what. what's taking you so long?
Stranger: i'm not dumb O,O
You: then talk you dumbass bitch
You: im sorry
You: i think i love you
You: forgive me
You: i love you
You: hold me
Stranger: please, don't leave me
You: love will not justify my cruelness
You: im sorry baby
You: i love you
You: say u love me 2
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: but
Stranger: don't leave the childs
Stranger:
You: the what?
You: is that some kind of nazi propagandA?
You: what childs? the dumb blonde girl i made by fucking your mother? or the one im about to make you if dont stop being such a fucking dubass
Stranger: are you from?
You: what
You: i dont get u
Stranger: why?
You: suck my dick bitch
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: biased
You: i may be biased but ur BI-ASSED
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I'm seriously not making this up it's a suprise to what a dumb-ass she was. I doubt all blondes are as dumb as her.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m or f
You: asl
You: cp3
You: aob
You: sob
You: gunit
You: titty power
Stranger: f
You: asl
You: age
Stranger: germany
You: germany is an age?
Stranger: 17 years old
Stranger: My name is Janet
You: hey baby girl
You: whats on ur mind
Stranger: what?
You: what are you thinking about
You: im thinking about sleeping
You: as in im tired and u
You: its 2:14Am here
Stranger: here is morning
Stranger: ;x
You: so did the rooster wake up before u
Stranger: DD
Stranger: you is nice XD
You: huh?
You: in what way
You: show me a picture of u b4 u die
You: because i am kira and u told me ur name i will now right it down in my notebook
You: u will die if u not show me ur pics
Stranger: SMILES
You: smiles is not a picture show me them now u dumb bimbo
Stranger: well..
You: are u here for sexual or friendship reasons
You: what damnit
Stranger: i have a pic only in my computer
Stranger: *-*
You: so.....what are we talking on the TV or something? What's your damn point?
Stranger: what? Oo
You: show me ur german titties
You: or do they have swastikas tattoed on them, and u refuse to flash because i will be informed of your sick ways
Stranger: tattoo noo ;x
You: ok then
You: i dont mean for u too show me ur boobs just show me how u look
You: or have u forgotten
You: are u lacking in brain cells
You: or is your auditory system lagging
You: i know u prolly dont understand me
Stranger: i'm blonde
Stranger: understand me
Stranger: [smiles ]
You: what is that suppose to mean
You: are u calling ur self a dumb ass
You: i will talk in terms ur familaiar with
You: heil third reich
You: töten the juden den ganzen
You: now u get me
Stranger: :o
You: now r u going to be a dumbass or talk
You: what do blondes read 45 words per hour or what. what's taking you so long?
Stranger: i'm not dumb O,O
You: then talk you dumbass bitch
You: im sorry
You: i think i love you
You: forgive me
You: i love you
You: hold me
Stranger: please, don't leave me
You: love will not justify my cruelness
You: im sorry baby
You: i love you
You: say u love me 2
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: but
Stranger: don't leave the childs
Stranger:
You: the what?
You: is that some kind of nazi propagandA?
You: what childs? the dumb blonde girl i made by fucking your mother? or the one im about to make you if dont stop being such a fucking dubass
Stranger: are you from?
You: what
You: i dont get u
Stranger: why?
You: suck my dick bitch
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: biased
You: i may be biased but ur BI-ASSED
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
___________________________________________________
I'm seriously not making this up it's a suprise to what a dumb-ass she was. I doubt all blondes are as dumb as her.