You: where u from?
Stranger: alaska
You: i know
You: i am outside your window
You: look outside
You: i have a laptop
You: i am naked
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: cooooolioo
You: i am also gay i hope u are too
Stranger: haha u dumbfuck i'm a girl
You: yes i know
You: i am female
You: like u
Stranger: ur such a dumbass
You: why?
Stranger: then ur called a lesbian
Stranger: not gay
Stranger: gay is for guys
You: yes but it is the same thing
Stranger: but ones female the otherone isn't
You: i am guessing from your window that you are about 13
You: or maybe you look young
Stranger: wat if i'm not in alaska
You: it doesnt matter
You: i am right here
Stranger: wat if i'm in
Stranger: ...EGYPT
You: you have beautiful hair
Stranger: u know this HOW?
Stranger: o.O
You: i told u
Stranger: i live in the middle of NOWHERE
You: you should grow it a bit longer
Stranger: i have no neighbors
Stranger: so u couldn't possibly be outside
You: i am aware of that, it was quite difficult to track you down
Stranger: wats my name?
You: i do not know your name, i only been tracking you recently
Stranger: well sorry i'm kinda busy tracking someone else down
You: i will give you a name, how does cassandra sound
You: do you like that name?
Stranger: cassandra sounds like cassorole
You: how about jessica? is that any better?
You: it suits your hair
You: i always though jessica was suited for a brunette
Stranger: i died my hair
You: oh, what is your natural color? do you want your name to match your original hair color?
Stranger: i dunno wat my hair color is
Stranger: ...
Stranger: sadly
You: why not?
You: are you a cancer patient and your hair is but a wig?
Stranger: no i have hair growing problems
Stranger: so i just shave it all off
You: oh, i am sorry
Stranger: ya u should be
You: you are still beautiful
Stranger: ur so corny
Stranger: i hate u
Stranger: OMG EDWARD CULLEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HAIL ALLAH
You: LONG LIVE ALLAH
You: MUHAMMED JIHAD
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: ASL
You: 62/M/IRAN
Stranger: 62 yrs old?
You: YES
Stranger: um... ok
You: BUT I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE YES VERY GOOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: alaska
You: i know
You: i am outside your window
You: look outside
You: i have a laptop
You: i am naked
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: cooooolioo
You: i am also gay i hope u are too
Stranger: haha u dumbfuck i'm a girl
You: yes i know
You: i am female
You: like u
Stranger: ur such a dumbass
You: why?
Stranger: then ur called a lesbian
Stranger: not gay
Stranger: gay is for guys
You: yes but it is the same thing
Stranger: but ones female the otherone isn't
You: i am guessing from your window that you are about 13
You: or maybe you look young
Stranger: wat if i'm not in alaska
You: it doesnt matter
You: i am right here
Stranger: wat if i'm in
Stranger: ...EGYPT
You: you have beautiful hair
Stranger: u know this HOW?
Stranger: o.O
You: i told u
Stranger: i live in the middle of NOWHERE
You: you should grow it a bit longer
Stranger: i have no neighbors
Stranger: so u couldn't possibly be outside
You: i am aware of that, it was quite difficult to track you down
Stranger: wats my name?
You: i do not know your name, i only been tracking you recently
Stranger: well sorry i'm kinda busy tracking someone else down
You: i will give you a name, how does cassandra sound
You: do you like that name?
Stranger: cassandra sounds like cassorole
You: how about jessica? is that any better?
You: it suits your hair
You: i always though jessica was suited for a brunette
Stranger: i died my hair
You: oh, what is your natural color? do you want your name to match your original hair color?
Stranger: i dunno wat my hair color is
Stranger: ...
Stranger: sadly
You: why not?
You: are you a cancer patient and your hair is but a wig?
Stranger: no i have hair growing problems
Stranger: so i just shave it all off
You: oh, i am sorry
Stranger: ya u should be
You: you are still beautiful
Stranger: ur so corny
Stranger: i hate u
Stranger: OMG EDWARD CULLEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HAIL ALLAH
You: LONG LIVE ALLAH
You: MUHAMMED JIHAD
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: ASL
You: 62/M/IRAN
Stranger: 62 yrs old?
You: YES
Stranger: um... ok
You: BUT I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE YES VERY GOOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.