let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

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Goddammit people.
Originality please.

You: oy
Stranger: hi
You: what up
Stranger: 16 f brazil
You: uhh
Stranger: im very hungry
You: that did not answer my question actually
You: oh
You: hungry for what
Stranger: fuck you
You: unfortunately
You: we are all out of that
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: ta gueule
Stranger: ta moi même
Stranger: pauvre con !
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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 18/f/greenland!
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: ta lim do?
You: ping kaw ti yah yah
Stranger: wut?
You: that's greenlandaise for hello, how do you do
Stranger: oh im good
You: i just schooled you in basic greenlandaise!
You: okay, wutcha doin?
Stranger: sittin here seeing if a girl wants to have some fun
You: ...
You: naughty
You: tell me
Stranger: yeah
You: you into gorp il tioplaw?
Stranger: dont know what that means
You: i think that's pooplicking in your language. i think
Stranger: no
You: what why?
Stranger: r u?
You: here in greenland it's all the rage
You: sure! my father taught me
Stranger: something makes me think ur not from greenland
You: is it because of my command of english? father always told e to watch out for you eleetist(?) amerikanerin.
You: amerikan swine are all the same
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: well at least we're not pooplickers
You: father tells me oderwise.
Stranger: how big is ur bust?
You: there seems to be a large demographic of you amerikans who are unto pooplicking.
You: bust?
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: boobs
You: oh! "boobs"! 7 inches
Stranger: nice
You: bust is something else in my language
Stranger: i think we have the wrong understanding of the word poop
You: i ahve to tell you someting, it can be unsexily
Stranger: k
You: you are asking for the length of my tale yes?
Stranger: no
You: soory, amerkian spelling eludes me
You: i think boobs do not mean waht you think
Stranger: i mean chest
Stranger: breasts
Stranger: tits
You: you amerikans and your colorful euphmisms
Stranger: of course
Stranger: ur american too
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no, i'm not

You: Hello
You: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Stranger: I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
Stranger: woops typo
Stranger: Hello
You: I am Bro. Ezekiel of the New Century Methodical Sabbadist Church of Winsconsin, and I am sent here by my Lord to impart His wisdom.
You: May you tell me your name, future brethren?
Stranger: Isa
Stranger: i believe it was jesus who said "belive in me who believes in you" was it not bro
You: Isa; that is a wonderful name. Female, I presume? Or male and Eastern European? Worry not, your heathen upbringing will be forgotten eventually.
Stranger: never athiest 4 life
You: But in the NCMSCoW, it is everyone's privelege to be Christened with an Old Gothic name, you may choose from the following.
You: a) Portabella
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Stranger: Hi
You: Sure.
Stranger: Okay
You: That's awesome!
Stranger: Yeah i know Very Happy
Stranger: So i said to the guy, i said, listen..
You: WHAT DID YOU SAY
You: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Stranger: Very Happy Can't remember
You: I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
You: Damn!
Stranger: i won't tell you, it would ruin the mystique
Stranger: Very Happy
You: Mystique is blue.
Stranger: Oh man
Stranger: Guess what just happend to me?
You: Jizz in your pants?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: even better
Stranger: I almost caught a Magikarp the other day ..
Stranger: but it got away
Stranger: You should've seen it! Very Happy

and then we made out

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihihi
You: Are you noteworthy?
Stranger: name
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: Do you know what "noteworthy" means?
Stranger: no
Stranger: does it means writing notes???



You: im a gay guy
You: 23/m/vietnam
You: your turn
Stranger: dang
Stranger: too far away
You: what
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lol