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[Maxpphire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr im a lion an angry lio
You: And I'm an angry tiger
Stranger: ow
Stranger: a hunter just threw a stone at my balls
Stranger: so i ate him
You: I broke a camera before. I didn't want to be on TV. When the guy came back and noticed it I ate him.
Stranger: did u feed ur kids or not?
You: Yeah. I got full after a while. He was a fatty.
Stranger: lik
Stranger: the 50 stone man
You: Maybe even 100 of the stone man.
Stranger: wow
You: I was able to feed the rest of my pack with him too. We need more fatties with cameras
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: r u from india? im from the sahara desert,
Stranger: but then i moved to kenya#
Stranger: and got shot
Stranger: so i moved back
Stranger: then went to india and got bullied
Stranger: so now im back at kenya
You: Nah man. I'm from Africa.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: she shud meet up and fuck each other and make a cross between a lion and a tiger
You: A Liger? It depends on what gender you are. Also I hear those Kenyans run fast. Are they hard to catch?
Stranger: not rly
Stranger: they always fall over beetles
You: I also heard that they hardly have enough meat on their bone to feed one of us.
Stranger: true
Stranger: i have my 25 a day
You: When I see a human I tend to go after it but in these parts it mostly Antelope so I'll kill a couple of them to feed myself and everyone else
Stranger: i killed 24 maasai and 19 kikuyu people yesturday in kenya
Stranger: i only eat humans
You: Well here Humans are a rare delicitcy. So when we get humans we'll go after them
Stranger: i raped 7 of them
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u shud move here
You: You must have tore up their insides. I hear human penises are tiny.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: noyl like 9 inc
Stranger: unlike my 24 inch
You: Haha I know right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its funny
Stranger: they call each other for penis sizes and they have small 1s themself
You: I know. It's also kinda sad too. Humans are just sad, they are fat and lazy nowadays if they can get to food.
Stranger: they eat shit like potatos and stuff, and they eat pure fat, and copied out way of like only eatin g meat
You: I know. Particularly the ones we get. We normally get the ones from America and Europe trying to fo film documentries on us or take pictures of us.
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: i hate them
Stranger: ]i eat them
You: Same here. I'll break their equipment then eat them. It's always a fun time.
Stranger: i shit on a guy face then ripped off his cock and left him to be eaten by my children and friends
Stranger: which took him 6 hours of pure pain
You: Haha thats great. One time I broke his back and he was paralized and I bit off his balls and dropped them in his mouth. Then ripped out his throat.
Stranger: my wife once bit off his cock and then made him eat it
Stranger: but he didn't so we ate him
You: One time my wife bit off a woman's boob.
Stranger: what happened?
You: Well she ran around screaming until my wife punched on her and started to eat her while she was still alive.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i pooed on someone then left him tied to a tree
You: Haha. Well i don't have any other interesting stories of killing humans. Again we don't get them too often.

(after this we basically stops the convo and starts talking to me normally.)