Talking with fack capitain kirk

[Raytheon]

Lieutenant: sonikku is gay
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, status report.
Lieutenant: I am the real captain kirk
Fake Kirk: Plans to McKinley Rocket Base.
Lieutenant: indeed
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, come here.
Lieutenant: sure ill suck your dick
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, don't speak to me that way.
Lieutenant: why not
Fake Kirk: For the same reasons you excite me. You're a very beautiful woman.
Lieutenant: flkdnlksjfdnvlksjnfdv
Fake Kirk: Hold on, Lieutenant. Out of the mouths of babes.