Talking with fack capitain kirk

[Omegajak]

Lieutenant: What?
Fake Kirk: Lock all banks on the co-ordinates of the energy field located down here.
Lieutenant: Down where?
Fake Kirk: Kirk to boarding party.
Lieutenant: Well tell them what you want
Fake Kirk: Helmsmen, I said evasive manoeuvres.
Lieutenant: No you didn't!
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, report to me immediately.. Believe me, Lieutenant, it was painful in more ways than one.
Lieutenant: I don't get what your saying.
Fake Kirk: I do now.
Lieutenant: Well fill me in jackass.
Fake Kirk: Set.
Lieutenant: Set what?
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: Yes?
Fake Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise.
Lieutenant: Okay what about the Enterprise?
Fake Kirk: And get these tribbles off the bridge.. He's staying, Lieutenant. Kirk out.
Lieutenant: Fuck you.
Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, don't speak to me that way.
Lieutenant: I will cause your a dick.
Fake Kirk: You do that.
Lieutenant: Fine done.
Fake Kirk: Acknowledged.