let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

[TomGuycott]

Stranger: hi asl?
You: affluent, sociopathic and lethargic
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye

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You: High five!
Stranger: epic high five, even!
You: JESUS CHRIST! MY FACE!!
Stranger: oh snap
You: What the hell is wrong with you?
Stranger: my aim's a bit wonky, SOD OFF
You: My fucking eyeball exploded
You: For the love of god, why are you just standing there? Call the police so they can arrest your ass
Stranger: *runs to nearest exit*
Stranger: *avoids getting tackled by cops*
Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHA
You: Seriously, I'm gonnas throw up.....
Stranger: you asked for the five, man.
You: I just threw up and shit my pants at the same time, and it's all because of you
You: Does your wife know you're going around high fiving people's eyeballs off in the middle of the night? Really..
Stranger: my wife's angelina jolie. she's down with this kind of shit.
You: I'm gonna kick your wife in the twat
You: TWAT KICK!
Stranger: she'll use her tricky knife skills from the early 90s and shlice your forearm!
You: Oh ho ho ho really?
You: Roll for dexterity!
You: ...
Stranger: you know what
You: I rolled like, a 17-gillion
Stranger: your high fives are lame
Stranger: they're like
Stranger: lamer than michael scott lame
You: emal ttocs leachim naht remal
Stranger: ....
Stranger: right
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I got a little dirty with this one... It seemed like the right thing to do.

Stranger: k
Stranger: j
Stranger: l
Stranger: j
Stranger: h
Stranger: hj
Stranger: j
Stranger: jits coming
Stranger: hel
Stranger: hlep
Stranger: its
Stranger: coming
Stranger: to get me
You: Stop masturbating and maybe it won't come.
Stranger: please help
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats not the problem
You: Just stop rubbing it
Stranger: its
Stranger: the slender man
You: It's not that thick, huh?
Stranger:
You: Did it come?
Stranger: uh sure
Stranger: if thats what you want to hear
Stranger: creepo
You: You're the pervert who's telling me "It's coming! It's coming!"
Stranger: and you implied wrong!
You: YOU are the one who implied it, I just interpretted it however the hell I wanted
You: And now it's hilarious.
Stranger: nuhuh
Stranger: well
Stranger: youll be crying
Stranger: when the slenderman gets you
Stranger:
You: Now he's a slenderman?
You: Pronounced like "slen-durh-min"?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: pronounce it however you like
You: Well, I hope he doesn't come all over me like you did.
Stranger: it will
Stranger: even more
Stranger: than it did me
You: Ewww. You nasty.
Stranger: have fun with that
You: I think I will.
You: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
You have disconnected.

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=/ Mine weren't very funny. I had a lot more fun chatting up Fake Kirk.