let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: supness?
You: the slenderman is always up.
Stranger: slenderman
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sounds like a superhero movie
You: the slenderman is the reason my parents are dead..
Stranger: shit
Stranger: no superhero then
Stranger: villain?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i was typing "wanna see a pic?" but he left

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: slenderman?
Stranger: fuck me
You: WHY DID YOU KILL MY PARENTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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inside spoiler is: insults, dick jokes, song lyrics

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I've tried.
You: hello.
You: Are you from flood, spamhaul or a vagina
Stranger: I've tried.
You: Your mom.
Stranger: I've tried.
You: STFU
Stranger: I've tried.
You: distinguished gentleman
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i will rape you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: FUCK
Stranger: I've tried.
You: STOP THAT
Stranger: I've tried.
You: DUMB fabulous dude
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i will rape you in your sleep
Stranger: I've tried.
You: FUCK
Stranger: I've tried.
You: you're fast
Stranger: I've tried.
You: ... TOO fast
Stranger: I've tried.
You: NO YOU HAVEN'T
Stranger: I've tried.
You: IF YOU TRIED YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE ALIVE
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i'll sit here all nigth
Stranger: I've tried.
You: and fucking bother you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: cockfag
Stranger: I've tried.
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: cockfag
You: i'm faster
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: OH YEAH
You: i love those
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: I said I LOVE THOSE
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
You: Dicknigger
Stranger: Lemon buttercups.
You: NO
You: I said NO BUTTERCUPS
You: maybe the lemons
Stranger: I've tried.
You: but NO BUTTERCUPS
Stranger: I've tried.
You:
Stranger: I've tried.
You: i've tried to rape you
Stranger: I've tried.
You: but your shiny metal ass didn't let me
Stranger: I've tried.
Stranger: I sparkle in the sun.
You: you're a crystal?
Stranger: Every day.
You: Baby are you down down down down down
You: Doooowwwwnnn~
Stranger: Every day.
You: Even when the sky is falling down~
Stranger: Every day.
You: i like you
You: do you have msn?
You:
You: ..
You: hey fabulous dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I've tried.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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everything i say in this one is 100% true ^^

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine
Stranger: Do you believe in a god?
You: no.
Stranger: Why not?
You: I prayed every day for a month.
You: That my uncle would get better.
You: He died at the end of that month.
You: I prayed when my grandpa was in ICU.
You: He still died.
Stranger: I'm sorry for the loss of your uncle and grandfather.
You: I prayed my other uncle wouldn't suicide. I prayed he would find something worth living for.
You: He didn't find anything.
Stranger: I would say those are fair enough reasons.
Stranger: I wish I could say something now to comfort you with all the difficulties life has thrown at you, but sadly I am not quite good at that.
You: Haha. it's fine
You: It was 5 years ago this all happened anyway.
Stranger: I do hope you are enjoying your current life?
You: meh. Somewhat.
You: guess how old i was when they all died?
Stranger: I would say early teens or late pre-teens? But that is just my random baseless assumption?
You: Early 9, late 10
You: close :p
Stranger: Yeah, the problem of evil comes up quick when considering god, so I would assume it would happen earlier on.
Stranger: Life is evil enough that it throws difficulties at us each and every single year.
Stranger: Though I still enjoy living more so than the alternative, while poverty, sadness, and disease run rampant, so do many goods.
Stranger: The love people feel for each other is real, the joys of a thrill are still worth the scare.
Stranger: But yeah, sorry for dropping a serious question right off the bat.
Stranger: Is there anything you would like to discuss?
You: yes.
You: ...Why do you believe? What has god ever done for you, or anyone..?
Stranger: Your assuming I believe. I do not.
You: i see.
You: You acted like you did. :/
Stranger: All I asked is if you believed in a god.
Stranger: I would say both believers and non-believers could pose such a question.
You: although this is true, close to the top you said "when considering god" or something, which leads me to believe you consider there to be a god.
Stranger: Yeah, I could potentially see where the confusion would arise.
Stranger: In part I also wanted too see how many people would assume I am religious when I start a converstation asking them about their religious beliefs or lack thereoff.
Stranger: Well thank you for the conversation. You have a great night
You: you too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.