let's harass omegle and now chatroulette

[TomGuycott]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Your not the prodical son of some revolution that couldnt be classified in the ads of morning papers
Stranger: why hello hello
Stranger: i call out
You: Goodbye goodbye
Stranger: lame ass
You: j/k, just being dumb
You: how are you?
Stranger: your being a robot
Stranger: throw down some lyrics out of your brain
Stranger: spit, flow, procreate
You: that's not nice, calling a blind girl a robot
Stranger: girl? girls dont exist on this site
Stranger: and if so, post taste
Stranger: definantly wouldnt call what is ay lame
Stranger: girls flock to the pecurliar
You: you're right, I'm a forty-five year old balding man. But I am still blind
Stranger: i dont fight the storm that im in, because i cant seem to veer my ship the east of what im from, of the taciturn of my freedom
You: my mother's dictating what you're saying to me.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fancy
You: I know, it's a sweet deal
You: she chews my food for me too
Stranger: fuck my society
Stranger: i'll kill myself for what i feel should exist but will never
Stranger: let's discharge our lust? oh the lust fo the world
You: I'm peeing on your front lawn
Stranger: im 14, wait im 45, wait i need dick
Stranger: oh no but pussy
You: And it feels soooooooo good
Stranger: FUCK this place
You: peeeeeeeeeeeeeee on your laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
You: And by lawn I mean your lap
You: I'm peeing on your lap.
Stranger: pee on my metaphorical face you unorignal fuck
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shalom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiii.
You: hoooooooo.
Stranger: excuse me?
You: You's a ho
You: My ho
You: I'm a pimp daddy
You: And you's my bitch
Stranger: fuckkkk youuuuuuu
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: i dont think sooo asshole.
You: suck my cawk
You: Dude
Stranger: you mean your chode?
You: who emphasizes the word "so" in that kind of phrase?
You: faggotron.
Stranger: lol who says faggotron?
You: pimps
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: nooo.
You: clearly you ain't been workin' the corner enough, biatch
Stranger: bhaha.
You: Now shuck that chode
Stranger: you pretty much said you have a small fat dick.
Stranger: now thats pretty sad.
You: All pimps do
Stranger: lol i bet.
You: We get so much head it gets pushed back in
Stranger: lol alrighty then.
You: Clearly you don't understand head physics
You: You need to go back to ho school
Stranger: and how old are you?
Stranger: ho school?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im horney and im 15 girl usa trade nude pics
You: pa pow!
You: You're horney?
You: Me too
You: I'm a cow!
Stranger: cool ur imature
Stranger: to
You: no
You: toooooooooooooo
Stranger: how old r u
You: 76
Stranger: ur discusting get a life
You: More like discrusting.
You: You know, because I'm crusty.
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(I LOST MY BEST CONVO AFTER THIS WHERE I TIED IN SO MANY OF THESE JOKES!)